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Buy the Linux Pocket Protector Today
Stock now in. Get yours now.

From the author of the One Page Linux Manual comes the famous and very exclusive Linux Pocket Protector. Constructed from space-age plastics, this cutting-edge fashion statement is guaranteed to shock and awe your work colleagues, friends, family and commuters on mass transit systems. You can't get these at any store, even computer stores that specialise in Linux.

These pocket protectors feature an "IBM-blue" Tux the penguin on fine white plastic. Size is 143mm x 88mm - (that's 5 4/5 x 3 1/2 inches), which is ample room to hold six pencils/pens.

After 7 years I have sold hundreds of these all around the world. I have not received one complaint and I have rejected all offers from large multi-nationals to sell out, take the money and run (yeah right)

These little badges of good taste and now worn by knowledgeable Geeks and Linux devotees around the world including employees of CSIRO, DSTO and NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (I kid you not).

Stocks are limited so I suggest you get yours soon. They make great Christmas and birthday gifts. It seems the "Nerd" or "Geek" look is very popular for fancy dress parties.

As well as a useful fashion item that can be worn in your shirt pocket, with the addition of a Velcro dot you can also use it to decorate your monitor or workspace.
 

One (1)

Two (2)

Five (5)

Ten (10)

$4 each
plus $2.50 shipping and handling
$3.20 each
plus $2.50 shipping and handling
$3 each
plus $2.50 shipping and handling
$2.50 each
plus $2.50 shipping and handling

 


Special Value Pack
Ubuntu Bootable CD version 8.04 Hardy Heron
plus
2 Linux Pocket Protectors for
$25 including postage to anywhere in the world

Worried about Fraud?

I have sold hundreds of these things over the last 5 years without any hassles. To check my credibility do a Google search on "one page linux manual" or "linux pocket protector" and see how many hits you get. If I was going to rip you off I can think of many more profitable scams :)

Ordering Methods outside of Australia

Credit Card - click on the appropriate "BUY NOW" button above.

Mail - post the correct amount (cash only in your local currency at US dollar equivalent), along with your name and address (fill in the form below and print it) to: The Pocket Protector Empire, 34 Hunter Street, GREENSLOPES Q 4120.

Make sure you wrap the cash up in paper otherwise those thieving bastards at Australia Post will steal it. I used to take foreign cheques and money orders but the bank now charges $15 to process them !


Ordering Methods within Australia

Mail - post the correct amount (cash only), along with your name and address to:
The Pocket Protector Empire, 34 Hunter Street, GREENSLOPES Q 4120.

Make sure you wrap the cash up in paper otherwise those thieving bastards at Australia Post will steal it.

Credit Card - click on the appropriate "BUY NOW" button above.

 

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