Zangelding

The Fooles Troupe Unofficial Info Page

Last Updated: 15 Jul 2002

Welcome to the Secret World of Zangelding.

What is Zangelding?

Have you ever really thought, just how many link lists exist in the World Wide Web? Many of those link lists about certain topics are just link lists to other pages, that should give some information about a certain topic, but are actually just yet other link lists. Sometimes it is so hard to find any real information about a certain topic - there exists only links.

What if one day it happens, that the WWW has only links to other pages about certain topics? And those other pages have only links to yet other pages about that topic, and those pages have only links to new pages about that topic and so on?

This is a page about Zangelding.

Zangelding is nothing. Zangelding means nothing. Zangelding is a non-existent abstract no-thing and there is no information about it, only links to other pages with link lists of links to pages about Zangelding. And those other pages do not have any real information, either. They just have links to other pages of link lists about Zangelding. And so on.

If you want to create your own page about Zangelding, you must follow these steps:

• Create a WWW page. Name it something like one of these:
• "Zangelding - The Unofficial Homepage by (your (nick)name)"
• "The Zangelding page by (your (nick)name)"
• "(your (nick)names)'s Zangelding Page"
• Insert a link to this Zangelding page.
• Every link must have Zangelding in its name. You can also annotate any link with as much info in a block of text as you think useful to entice people to click on that link.
• Put as many links to other Zangelding pages in your Zangelding page, as you can.
• Tell other owners of Zangelding pages, the URL of your Zangelding page.
• Tell your other friends and enemies to participate in Zangelding.
• If somebody tells you about a Zangelding page, insert a link to that page in your Zangelding page.
• Do not remove any outdated links from Zangelding pages. Every link list has some nonfunctional links and so should pages about Zangelding, too.
• Feel free to create some non-functional links intentionally. Those links you can name like this:
  • "Ultimate un-collection of Zangelding lyrics"
  • "Dis-bibliography of Zangelding"
• If you want, insert this text, from line "What is it" to end of this section to your Zangelding page (but see below!).
• And remember - most important of all: Do not put any real information about Zangelding. Such a thing is not allowed to exist, except this. And even this is way too much real information about Zangelding. Feel free to decrease the amount of information about Zangelding as much as you can. Use your own creativity but DO NOT create any useful information. Maybe one day this page will disappear, and then only a few will know The Secret of Zangelding.
• Also useful to remember - if none of the pages (including yours!) in the chain of links has a valid email address, then the SPAM robots that look for valid email addresses can have fun too!
• Be extra creative - create new link lists with different subjects (see previous!) ...

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