Welcome!
  TO
The Virtual Fooles Troupe

Note: Spiffy Logo of the Virtual Fooles Troupe to go here.
AT
Oooh! Ahhh! The Site Fights! Oooh! Ahhh!
(Fit: The Second)

HAST THOU BEEN FRAMED UNWILLINGLY?
CLICK HERE TO BREAK OUT OF THE FRAME JOB!

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Last Updated: 27 Jun 2002 1502

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

[Bottel] The Royal Society Against Clumsy Idiots? Unfortunately, these pages may best be experienced with Win95 and Why should I make Big Bill Richer... [Quibbel] Yes but, who be Big Bill Richer?

[Serious Announcer] Mayhap thou MSIE Fools lettest thy small rodent touch the pictures...

Oooh! Ahhh! See! We talk! Oooh! Ahhh!

[Battel] If thou dost click on some of the images, thou shalt hear them!
[Quibbel] Verily, the fireworks doth explode!
[Lady TangylWyt] Please remember to use thy browser back key at any time to return to the immediate previous page.
[Serious Announcer] This site doth use the free Truetype Fonts Lucida Handwriting and Comic Sans MS available from the Microsoft site, but they be not absolutely necessary
[Silly Announcer] The background music that Robin intended for this page (Crescendo plugin expected) was "Ah Robin, gentle Robin" by William CORNYSH (dec. 1523).
[Babbel] But we liked that not so we changed it to the more appropriate "We are the Champions"


[Silly Announcer] This be Not Yet The Bottom of This Page.

[Battel] Hast thou heard of our new Friends of the Fooles Troupe Fighting Force?

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

The Virtual Fooles Troupe,
the first (and only) Troupe of Fooles at the Fights,
verily doth salute all contenders and wish them all well!!

 
[Serious Announcer] This week We did finally elevate to the Webmasters' Warzone!
[Bottel] Please help us to turn the Dung Carts into Barrels this week!
 

The Webmasters' Warzone

On a Scale of 1 to 10 Rd. 1Rd. 2Rd. 3Rd. 4Rd. 5Rd. 6Rd. 7TOTALPlacing
5 Jan thru 11 Jan 1998
Representing
Grapholina's Gladiators
9888888573/5
Bottel's Proof Rating Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Cheers! = 0 proof
(140 proof max)

 

[Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud!
[Babbel] No Bribes Aloud!

Please!
[Battel] Please vote for us...
No Bribes Allowed!

[Babbel] No Bribes Aloud!
[Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud! [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud!

Oooh! Ahhh!

Verily, we be The Champions!
Thy votes will assist
The Virtual Fooles Troupe
become widely acknowledged as
The Site Fights Champions!

Oooh! Ahhh!

[Battel] Now, be we all ready to enter the tent for the performance?
HERE

    be the place that doth Chronicle the Sad and Happy Tales of an humble Troupe of Fooles, seeking Recognition, Patronage and Enlightenment in a World set in time somewhere between Medieval Times and the pre-17th Century World.
There be also a theme to the Awards list page, and a theme to the many links called
"What Every Well Educated Foole Should Know".

There also be many lesser lights in the maze, such as
The Briese-Bane Vikings Information and Ships Information Centres
and Robin's own Home Page (lots of goodies) and Windows 9X Optimisation Page

Coming Soon!
Some Sound Bytes For You To Help The Fooles Troupe Rehearse!

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

 
[Battel] Robin said we had to practise our Cheer!
[Bottel] Another Round! I'll be in that!  Cheers!
[Serious Announcer] Give us an F!!!   Cheers!
[Silly Announcer] Give us an O!!!   Cheers!
[Serious Announcer] Give us an O!!!   Cheers!
[Silly Announcer] Give us an L!!!   Cheers!
[Battel] What does it spell?!!!
 
[Bottel] Ah!
[Quibbel] Wait on!
[Lady Tangyl Wyt] Verily, we shall get it...
[Babbel] Don't help us...
 
[Battel] I dunno, sometimes it all just gets too much for me...
 

I SAID IT BE NEW DID I NOT?   Finally, it now be here...   I SAID IT BE NEW DID I NOT?

The Fooles Troupe Site Fights
Cheers! Spirit Page! Cheers!

Look carefully at the 2 barrels then relax your eyes - now how many be there?

 
[Battel] Robin hath said that next week he will put up a Barrel of Spirit for every 10 that we do score!
[Bottel] Verily! What a show of Spirit!  Cheers!
 

And for your information...

 

WHAT'SUP@ THE SITEFIGHTS.COM

SHIFT-CLICK to change Channels

 

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

[Serious Announcer] Pray thou go to The Site Fights - Voting Page to vote for us.

The Competition and General Voting Rules be here.

Rounds start each Monday 9:00 am EDT, and end Saturday, 9:00 pm EDT (USA)
We be competing in the Team called The Gladiators
Thou canst only vote once (per each ISP) per day for each competing site.
Daily votes be counted from 12:00 am until 11:59 pm EDT (USA)
We did start in the Qualifying Rounds, called The Pits (no kidding!). We did get a Gladiator image if we obtained sufficient votes to qualify for each day. We did get at least four Gladiators, to qualify a total of 4 of the 6 days during the week, in order to move up to the next Ring.
Once past the Qualifying Rounds, Point Totals be awarded each round on a scale of 1 to 10 based on votes received for that site.
Highest point total for that week doth go to the next round.

Thou may check where we be located by looking in the Gladiator's Roster

Please help The Fooles be Acknowledged as
The Site Fight Champions!

[Silly Announcer] This be Almost The Bottom of This Page.

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...


 

[Serious Announcer] Pray thou go to the Virtual Fooles Troupe ©
Fooles at Home or proceed to Robin's  - Robin was Home but he now be not, please leave a message
OR
The Briese-Bane Vikings Information and Ships Information Centres
OR
Robin's Windows 9X Optimisation

[Silly Announcer] This be Really The Bottom of This Page.

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

[Serious Announcer] Thou art Fighting Fool Number [Babbel] No Bribes Aloud!XXXXX[Babbel] No Bribes Aloud!
[Lady de KupKake - known to her close friends as Lady de Kup] Forget not to write... To contact Robin regarding the Virtual Fooles Troupe
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[Silly Announcer] This be IT! There ain't no more!

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...