Date: Wed, 4 Dec 1996 10:48:04 +1000
To: Robin 
From: Alex & Ray
Subject: Re: Powerup Strikes Again!

Scene One: Gumbie Link
Gumbies: "...And now a sketch, about a, Help Desk..."
Gumbies: "Called..."
Gumbies: "The!, Help!, Desk!, Sketch!"
Gumbies: "The Help Desk Sketch!"
Gumbies <cacophony>: "Help Desk Sketch! Help <grunt> Sketch! Help! Desk!
Sketch!"
Scene Two: A Help Desk
Spotty faced git sits behind a desk with a model 14 Teletype and an ancient
telephone.
<Phone Rings>
Git picks up phone.
Git <whining>: "I'm sorry Sir, you'll have to reformat your hard disk."
<Git Explodes>
<Roll Credits>

At 09:43 AM 12/1/96 -1000, you wrote:
>I couldn't log in this morning...

Oh, I was expecting news, you know "Man Bites Dog"...

>Wait till after 9am for help desk to wake up...

Uh huh...

>Advised account cancelled by customer request...
>So was reset up...

Um... Have the Fooles been getting out and ordering Pizza and cancelling
your accounts again...

>????

>When this message gets thru, it means that I will be online again.

Rachel wants to know if maybe the cats did it, as revenge for being locked out.

>I suppose the web pages were trashed too.....

No bets. Ray says it was there this morning, but you had probably rebuilt it
by then...

Thou art a Foolish Help Desk Gumbie