The Fooles Troupe Routine

Fooles: The Bloody Fighting Song.

Song First Published in: 1989
Song Edited and Republished on: Friday, 24 January 1997
Routine First Published: Friday, 24 January 1997

[Serious Announcer]	Bottel, running short of patience, doth now instruct the Fooles (in his own unique way) in the art of self defense...
[Silly Announcer]	...this song did come last in a competition for the best use of the word "Bloody" in a song about fighting...
[Serious Announcer]	...tune be that well known one about Advancing Religous Warriors...

[Bottel]	Get some BLOODY gumption, Have some BLOODY sense. Learn the BLOODY art of BLOODY self defence. Gather up your BLOODY sword, Grab your BLOODY shield, Hit them in the BLOODY head , and watch them BLOODY yield. Gather up your BLOODY shield, Grab your BLOODY mace, Execute a BLOODY fake and smash their BLOODY face.
	Throw away your BLOODY shield, Grab a BLOODY axe, It's BLOODY good two handed, and they're the BLOODY facts. In the BLOODY battle, Grab a BLOODY pike, Gather with some BLOODY friends and pike a BLOODY knight. BLOODY cowards never prosper - Victory to the strong, If you've got a BLOODY weapon unarmed men are wrong. Get some BLOODY gumption, Have some BLOODY sense. Learn the BLOODY art of BLOODY self defence.

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