The Fooles Troupe Routine

The Fooles hath been keenly interested in learning the art of self defense.
Battel hath undergone some training in the martial arts whilst living as a Mercenary, and hath been persuaded to instruct the rest of the Troupe.
The rest of the Fooles not being too bright, he hath remembered that he doth know a little song (to the tune of Let The Sun Shine In) to assist them in their education.

If you are in trouble, and you're fighting for the Crown,
 Careful not to fret, Remember not to frown.
Take this good advice from a fighter of re-known,
 Just open up his guard, and watch him fall right down.

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So let the blows flow in, Face them with a grin,
 Attackers never lose, Defenders never win,
So remember this, if you want to win,
 Just open up their guard, and let your blows flow in.

When you are in tourney matched with King of the West,
 He's not invincible, just do your very best.
Just take this good advice from a fighter of re-known,
 Hit him in his white belt; watch his pants fall down.

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If you're in the war, and the whole Horde goes for you,
 You too can survive, Here is what you do.
Just take to your heels, and live to fight again,
 Take them one by one, and let your blows flow in.

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