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Fighting Fooles: The Site Fights in Retrospect

Last Updated: 23 Jul 2002 1502

First Published on: 3 Jan 1997
Edited and Republished on: 1 April 1997

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[Serious Announcer] Mayhap thou MSIE Fools lettest thy small rodent touch the pictures...

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The background music for this page (Crescendo plugin expected) is "Ah Robin, gentle Robin" by William CORNYSH (dec. 1523).

The Virtual Fooles Troupe
at
The Site Fights

The Virtual Fooles Troupe,
being the first Troupe of Fooles at the fights,
verily doth salute all contenders and doth wish them all well!!

Here be the place that doth describe the Antics of a Troupe of Fooles, seeking Patronage in a World set in time somewhere between Medieval Times and the pre-17th Century World
There be also a theme to the Awards list page, and a theme to the links called
"What Every Well Educated Foole Should Know"

[Serious Announcer] I be pleased to announce that after the First Round, we be in Fourth Place, behind the Dragon and Mystic's Realm, which I just be popping off to see...
[Lady TangylWyt] I hath told thee before, popping off in Public be rude...
[Silly Announcer] I be pleased to announce the we hath won the Spirit Award for the first day...
[Bottel] Shho, jusht what short of Shpirit be it?

The Spirit Judge's Corner

The 'Spirit' has spoken and the Spirit Award for November 26, 1996 goes to the The Virtual Fooles Troupe in Ring 4 of the Contenda series. These Fooles are no "fools"... they are flashing money around very near the Site Fight Promo..hmmmm, they say, no bribes, but it does make you wonder *grin* They are saluting all contenders and wishing them well.

CONGRATULATIONS!! VIRTUAL FOOLES TROUPE

May the 'Spirit' be with you. Looks like another very fun 'spirit-filled' week for the Site Fights!!

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[Serious Announcer] I have the pleasure to abbounce that...
[Silly Announcer] ...abbounce?
[Serious Announcer] You know all the trouble we have had with printer's devils in the scripts...
[Silly Announcer] Yes, we did come fourth in the first week...

[.......]

[Serious Announcer] I be pleased to announce that on the first day in the second week, we were in First Place in Ring Two!
[Silly Announcer] And we still be there too!
[Bottel] Oooohhh! My head! Be there any of that Spirt of Fight Sites left?
[Serious Announcer] One of the other contestants, Lessa's Corner doth want us to cheer...
[Bottel] ...have a glassh of that scheer...
[Serious Announcer] Nay, they want us to shout...
[Lady Lucrativa] Who be shouting?
[Serious Announcer] Not that sort of shout, yell...
[Babbel] Hey!
[Battel] What?!
[Bottel] My Head!
[Lady Lud Wygel] Did not your mother tell you it be impolite for nice people to shout...
[Bottel] ...dependsh on what they be buying...

[.......]

[Serious Announcer] I be pleased to announce that this the third week we now be in the 2nd Round Rumbles under ARENA #3.
[Silly Announcer] That be if we have not been promoted while Robin be dining out on our success...
[Serious Announcer] Yea, where hath he been the last few days? I hath not seen him.
[Royal Pigeon Keeper] I hath a message just in which says that Robin's chariot broke down.
[Serious Announcer] Did the wheels fall off?
[Royal Pigeon Keeper] Naaaay! The horses ran away...

[.......]

[Serious Announcer] I be pleased to announce that this sixth week we now be in the Webmasters Warzone.
[Silly Announcer] And the best of the Season's greeting to all our fellow competitors there.
[Battel] For helping us get this far in the Fights, I thank all our supporters...
[Quibbel] What would we do without all our supporters?
[Bottel] ...fall down...
[Babbel] And we wish thee all Greetings of the Festival of The Jally Fot Man...
[Quibbel] Thou hast one of those Printers Devils again...
[Bottel] Allow me... We wish thee all Greetings of the Festival of The Folly Jat Man...
[Silly Announcer] Now thou hast one...
[Battel] I think we should let the Professional handle this one...
[Babbel] ...but I be a Professional Fool too...
[Serious Announcer] And so we wish thee all Greetings of the Festival of The Jolly Fat Man.

No Bribes Allowed!

The Final ScoreCard

On a scale of 1 - 10	rd. 1	rd. 2	rd. 3	rd. 4	rd. 5	rd. 6	rd. 7	Total
Panther's Tree	8	9	7	9	10	8	9	60**
The Dreamer	8	8	9	8	8	7	7	55**
Rayden's Realm	9	8	8	8	9	9	8	59**
The Virtual Fooles Troupe	6	6	7	6	4	3	3	35

Point totals are awarded each round on a scale of 1 to 10 based on votes received for that site.
Highest point total for the week goes to the Dman Dome.

The Fooles Troupe were originally proud to be invited to be part of the Site Fights Ring of Honour, but due to constant bickering from Honour Web Ring organisers, who insisted that the ring fragment must be only on the site home page or only on the referenced page, (allegedly to preserve ring integrity, but in reality only so they can easily check up on things) this extra fragment originally provided here for your convenience now does not work.

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