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| [Serious Announcer] | Our Troupe be hard at work doing nothing... |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...as usual... |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...less demanding than readying their wits for the upcoming Site Fights... |
| [Bottel] | Didst thou hear the tale about the piece of rope that asked the innkeeper for a drink? |
| [Quibbel] | Fraid not! |
| [Bottel] | Ahhh! Well, did you hear about the mushroom and his friends who... |
| [Quibbel] | Fungi? |
| [Bottel] | Take care, lest I use my Rapier Wit! |
| [Babbel] | That be not allowed. |
| [Bottel] | Why, forsooth? |
| [Babbel] | The City Fathers hath banned Rapier Play everywhere throughout the city. |
| [Bottel] | Ohhh! |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, but who be Rapiere Pl.. uugh! |
| [Battel] | Attention everyone! It now be time to finalise the wording of The Fooles Troupe Oath of Fellowship... |
| [Lady TangylWyt] | Here, let me scribe in the funny comments under the pretty pictures... |
| [Bottel] | No! Give to me. Thou messed it up last time... |
| [Babbel] | Take care, thou will get into trouple... |
| [Quibbel] | Trouple??? |
| [Bottel] | That Printers Devil again! |
| [Babbel] | I mean TROUBLE! |
| [Bottel] | You usually do... |
| [Battel] | What are you lot up to now? |
| [Babbel] | We be working on the Web pages... |
| [Battel] | Are you sure Robin says you be allowed to... |
| [Babbel] | Trust Me! |
| [Quibbel] | What he know not... |
| [Lady TangylWyt] | Well he hath the dates on the pages wrong... |
| [Babbel] | ...so we be fixing the year for him... |
| [Lady TangylWyt] | ...wrong century... |
| [Serious Announcer] | I shall now firstly read the text of the proposed Charter of the Fooles Troupe... |
| [Bottel] | ...was working fine. Why do we have to incorporate... |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...hereby swear... |
| [Lady TangylWyt] | ...promised my mother never to swear... |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...upon my Honour to uphold the aims and ideals of the Benevolent Fooles Guild... |
| [Bottel] | ...surely that be guilding the silly... |
| [Serious Announcer] | I be a student of Performance and Excellence doth be my ideal. I promise to perform my part... |
| [Quibbel] | ...even the small parts? |
| [Bottel] | ...be no small parts, only small players... |
| [Battel] | Quiet Please! |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...as well as I can; to accept praise and criticism with Grace; |
| [Quibbel] | Where be she? Ow! |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...to cooperate with my fellow Fooles Troupers and work for the good of the Fooles Troupe; and to share my Love of Performance. Till the sun shall cease to shine, |
| [Quibbel] | ..it be getting dark right now... |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...the rivers cease to flow, and the world come to an end. |
| [Battel] | Sounds well eno... What be that big pile of stuff? |
| [Silly Announcer] | All the Awards that the Fooles Troupe hast won! |
| [Battel] | Take care lest thou drop... |
| [Quibbel] | Ow! My Foot! |
| [Bottel] | What be that big ugly one? |
| [Quibbel] | Just my foot! |
| [Battel] | Thou meanst the RSACI? |
| [Bottel] | The Royal Society Against Clumsy Idiots? |
| [Battel] | Nay, it be from the Recreational Software Advisory Council International... |
| [Bottel] | ...soundeth Somewhat Clearly Anachronistic to me... |
| [Quibbel] | What be this I heard about us fighting? |
| [Battel] | Robin hath entered us in the Site Fights Competition... |
| [Lady TangylWyt] | The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows." |
| [Babbel] | I be a Lover not a Fighter... |
| [Battel] | Nay, it be on account of our wit. |
| [Bottel] | ...half right there... |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | What do we get if we win? |
| [Battel] | Verily, I be sure the City Fathers will encourage everyone to vote for us. |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Why be that? |
| [Battel] | Well, if we win the preliminaries, then we will have to travel away to contest the Finals... |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Think you that the City Fathers may pay for the journey? |
| [Bottel] | They did the last time they encouraged us to leave... |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | I still get sea sick thinking about that ship... |
| [Lady TangylWyt] | Did you know that the eye of an ostrich is bigger than it's brain? |
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