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| [Serious Announcer] | It be a balmy day upon the Rialto... |
| [Silly Announcer] | And the balmy group of new arrivals... |
| [Serious Announcer] | Now, THIS time, we are ALL going to be well behaved! |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...now wait on... |
| [Serious Announcer] | That means YOU TOO! |
| [Battel] | Well, just one small glass of wine for us all to celebrate our return. Truly it hath been a long sea voyage. |
| [Babbel] | So when are you going to see the Duchess? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | ...should be able to afford to have us again... |
| [Quibbel] | Will she take us back? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | ...must have saved up quite a fortune while we were gone... |
| [Quibbel] | Careful where you step! |
| [Bottel] | Here be the new red and white wines of the season. |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | ...delicious... |
| [Bottel] | ...if you can stand the taste... |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Bother! I spilt some red wine on my new white... |
| [Bottel] | ...know something that will help! Pass me that pitcher... |
| [Babbel] | But it be white wine! |
| [Bottel] | An old Alchemist showed me this once... see, just a little, not toooo much. See! the two react and the stain... is gone! |
| [Quibbel] | BUH NAH! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | You would never know... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Truly what a marvel! |
| [Babbel] | Verily, thou knowest much about alcohol! |
| [Bottel] | ...think I deserve another drink for that! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | You did so well, I shall pay... |
| [Battel] | Now I said only one drink! We have to find the Duchess... |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | Mayhap she will find us if we sit here long enough! |
| [Babbel] | Yea, everyone who be anyone doth pass by the Rialto eventually! |
| [Battel] | Well, truly it be a pleasant day... |
| [Bottel] | ...and it was a long sea voyage... |
| [Battel] | ...especially with you lot... |
| [Bottel] | More wine! |
| [Quibbel] | Careful! That be my foot you nearly trod on! |
| [Bottel] | Sorry! Ahh! |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | Now you spilt white wine on MY new... |
| [Babbel] | Clumsy Oaf! I can handle this! |
| [Quibbel] | Owww! |
| [Babbel] | Oops! |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | Waughhh! |
| [Quibbel] | My Foot! |
| [Bottel] | Why did you throw that pitcher of red wine over her? |
| [Babbel] | I tripped! |
| [Bottel] | Any excuse, I s'pose... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Don't hop around like that, you could... |
| [Battel] | Ohh! My apologies Sire! Was that expensive? |
| [Babbel] | The Duchess will replace it. |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | She always has before... |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Duck! |
| [Babbel] | Quack! Quack! |
| [Battel] | Owww! Why did you hit ME? |
| [Quibbel] | My Other Foot! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | I think he meant that for YOU... |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Careful! Oh No! |
| [Quibbel] | My Other Other Foot! |
| [Babbel] | Well it was rather a lightly constructed litter... |
| [Bottel] | ...litter...ally... |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Do you know who is in that litter... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Well we can help clean it up and see. |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | No! I mean do you know who WAS IN that litter... |
| [Bottel] | ...before it turned into litter... |
| [Battel] | Verily I hath a bad feeling about this... |
| [Quibbel] | Oooohhh! |
| [Battel] | Ahhh! Your Excellency! Be you uninjured? |
| [THE DUCHESS] | And just WHEN did YOU get back? |
| [Battel] | Ahhh... just arrived, your Excellency... I was on my way... really, I was... |
Scribed (under contract) by Robin the Ruthless in Battel
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