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| [Serious Announcer] | I be supposed to say something incredibly witty as usual to introduce the Fooles in the middle of one of their outrageously funny stories... |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...cause The Author be far too lazy to scribe it all down... |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...but The Author ran out of clever ideas... |
| [Babbel] | ...so the Roman Soldier picked up his pilum, sadly shook his head and said, "I think not. Perhaps my brother could, he be far better then I. I shall ask him." |
| So he walked over to a nearby tent, pulled back the tent flap, and said, "Brother, can you spear a dime?" | |
| [Bottel] | Did ever I tell you about the Duke who wanted to be a great hunter? |
| Well, he wanted not to really be a hunter, he just wanted to have a hobby, so he bought the suit of a hunter, the cap of a hunter, and the crosbow of a hunter. Then he saith "Now I shall go out into the woods to shoot some game." | |
| [Quibbel] | So pray, how doth thee tell the sex of a duck? |
| [Bottel] | Later Fool! |
| [Quibbel] | That be not the right line! |
| [Battel] | Thou hast dropped a page! |
| [Quibbel] | Oh Sorry! |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | ...but a duck be always game... |
| [Quibbel] | It be all right! I just could not wait! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Men!! |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Nothing spilled! |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | You be ruining the rhythm! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Surely we can discuss this later... |
| [Bottel] | Sooo... he went out hunting, and out of some nearby bushes stepped a beautiful Duchess, wearing the suit of a hunter, the cap of a hunter, and carrying the crosbow of a hunter. |
| [Quibbel] | I hope you be not upset. Nerves! It be my First Big Part you see... |
| [Lady Lud Wygel] | ...not all THAT big! |
| [Quibbel] | ...not bad for a little guy... |
| [Bottel] | Why don't you all go feed the Lions in the Circus? |
| [Quibbel] | !!!!! |
| [Bottel] | Soooooo... He asked her "Be you game?" She said "Truly, your Grace." so he shot her. ... Now, Fool! |
| [Quibbel] | Oh! ... Um ... Ah... So pray, how doth thee tell the sex of a duck? |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Just like a man, now HE be not ready! |
| [Babbel] | You watch the ducks. A male duck will only eat male worms and female ducks eat only female worms. |
| [Quibbel] | Ohh! Um... How doth thee tell a male worm from a female worm? |
| [Babbel] | I know not. I be a duck expert, not a worm expert. Remember when I won that special hunting dog of the Baron's in the big card game? |
| [Battel] | Full well, I remember. What ever happened to that dog? |
| [Bottel] | A large cider! The Baron said it was the best hunting dog he ever had. |
| [Babbel] | Well, Quibbel and I went duck hunting at the lake. |
| [Bottel] | ...silly no good... |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, I was there! |
| [Babbel] | When the first duck was hit and fell into the water, the dog rushed to the edge of the lake and walked on the water to retrieve the duck... |
| [Bottel] | ...want to lie down... |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, I was there! |
| [Babbel] | He grabbed it with his mouth, and again walked on the water and deposited the duck in front of us. |
| [Quibbel] | Yes. It happened with every duck we shot. |
| [Bottel] | ...king ducksh... |
| [Babbel] | The Baron was certainly surprised to see us back with the dog. I told him that he could have the stupid dog back! |
| [Quibbel] | The dog was supposed to be a hunting dog but he was no darn good! |
| [Battel] | So what said the Baron? |
| [Quibbel] | The Baron said "S'Wounds! This be my best dog! What be the problem?" |
| [Battel] | So what be the problem? |
| [Babbel] | The dog be not a real hunting dog. Swim he can not! |
The Fool's Troupe Scribed by Robin the Ruthless in Battel
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