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| [Babbel] | What did the snail say when he rode on the turtles back? |
| [Quibbel] | WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! Did you hear about the Viking Chief who was just absolutely besotted with his throne? |
| [Battel] | No, what be so special about it? |
| [Quibbel] | It was covered in finest carving with cabachouns and... |
| [Battel] | So, what happened? |
| [Quibbel] | When he heard that there was risk of an attack from a rival chief against his village, he decided to put the throne up in the thatched roof of his hut for safekeeping. During the night, the throne fell through the attic floor, landed right on top of the Viking Chief and killed him. |
| [Babbel] | People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones! Oh, by the way, the City Fathers want to talk to you. |
| [Battel] | Get my red jacket. |
| [Bottel] | And the Prince wants to see you as well. |
| [Battel] | Yes, bring my red jacket. |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Why do you always put on your red jacket to engage in negotiations? |
| [Battel] | I wear the red jacket just in case something goes wrong and I spill blood during the negotiations. I don't want anyone to see any blood. As Leader of the Fooles Troupe, I must never show any fear during negotiations. |
| [Quibbel] | The Duchess be looking for you! |
| [Battel] | Haste! Bring my brown trouse! |
The Fool's Troupe Scribed by Robin the Ruthless in Battel
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