![[Bottel] Sticks and stones...](../img/castbar2.gif){kind=small}
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| [Battel] | There were, once a while ago, two tall trees, a beech tree and a birch tree, agrowing in the woods... |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Quibbel, bring my little step over here! |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, my Lady! |
| [Battel] | There were, once a while ago, two tall trees, a beech tree and a birch tree... |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Not on my foot! |
| [Quibbel] | Sorry... |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Quibbel, bring my step now please! |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, my Lady! |
| [Battel] | There were, once a while ago, two tall trees .... |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Quibbel, and my step too! |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, my Lady! |
| [Battel] | Just what are you up to? |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Now shift my little step over here... |
| [Battel] | I be trying to do a new routine here! |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | We three have known each other for some time now, and... |
| [Lady De KupKake] | ...we three have become good friends so... |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | ...we three decided to start a Household... |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | So now we be... |
| [Lady De KupKake] | ...the Three... |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | ... Steps Sisters! |
| [Battel] | Aaaarrgghhhmmmnnngghh! Why Me!? |
| [Lady LudWygel] | Now, Now, Battel, you feel better when I do this don't you? |
| [Battel] | Ahhaha! There were, once a while ago, two tall trees, a beech tree and a birch tree, agrowing in the woods. |
| [Lady LudWygel] | Yes, I can see that be making you feel better! |
| [Battel] | Hmmghgh! A small tree doth begin to grow between them. The beech tree says to the other, "Be that a son of a beech or a son of a birch.?" |
| [Bottel] | And of course, the birch tree doth say that he cannot tell. |
| [Battel] | Yes, a little higher please... |
| [Bottel] | ...birch tree says that he cannot... |
| [Battel] | ...so when a woodpecker lands on the small tree, the birch tree says, "Woodpecker, thou be a tree expert. Canst thou tell whether that be a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" |
| [Babbel] | So what sayeth the woodpecker? |
| [Battel] | Haghgha! Stop that! |
| [Quibbel] | ... must be a local joke ... |
| [Battel] | No! Wait! The woodpecker did take a taste of the small tree, and replied, "It be neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That be the best piece of ash I have ever had my pecker in" |
| [Bottel] | Aaaarrgghhhmmmnnngghh! Why Me!? |
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