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| [Serious Announcer] | Thou dost all know what this is about by now, I'm sure. |
| [Silly Announcer] | Politeness never hurt anybody! Remember without the support of the good people of the Steps, we would starve! |
| [Serious Announcer] | Yes, but they could throw fresher fruit! |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...and eggs! |
| [Quibbel] | ...since we have not seen a Crier in a while? |
| [Bottel] | Ahhh! We be a happy bunch here! |
| [Battel] | Why be you wearing that hideous fluorescent orange cloak? |
| [<ANTIR5>] | I be Incognito! |
| [Bottel] | Well, Lord Incognito, you definitely would not be noticed if you lean against the brightly coloured walls over there... |
| [Babbel] | ...in the Unenchanted Ground! |
| [Quibbel] | ...method in the madness, I see... |
| [Battel] | Wait, you forgot your roll of special blue plastic tape with the yellow words Unenchanted Ground... |
| [Babbel] | I still hath not forgiven the GRAND PUNTIFF for making us look like fools the last time we tried to put one over him... |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, but we ARE Fools... |
| [Battel] | It all be under control. I just persuaded the GRAND PUNTIFF to present a gift to the Duke for his birthday. |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | But why would the GRAND PUNTIFF, for his own birthday, give a present to the Duke? |
| [Bottel] | That could be unwise, he is well liked by the Duke already. |
| [Battel] | Two years ago the GRAND PUNTIFF presented the Duke with a small lime. The Duke was so offended that he told his guards to shove the lime up his fundamental orifice! |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Strange way to eat fruits... |
| [Babbel] | Nay, the GRAND PUNTIFF... |
| [Battel] | Last Year the GRAND PUNTIFF presented the Duke with a potato. This gift again irritated the Duke no end and orders were once again issued to the guards to shove the apple up his fundamental orifice! |
| [Quibbel] | I thought thou said potato. |
| [Babbel] | Pomme de Terre! |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Watch thy language! |
| [Quibbel] | Sorry! |
| [Bottel] | What be so amusing? |
| [Battel] | I just persuaded the GRAND PUNTIFF this year to give the Duke a gift of a pineapple! |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | What be a pineapple? |
The Fool's Troupe Scribed by Robin the Ruthless in Battel
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