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| [Babbel] | What be that strange device? |
| [Bottel] | The bladder of a pig on a stick, Fool! |
| [Babbel] | I can see that Fool! |
| [Bottel] | But I have been a Fool for longer than thee! |
| [Babbel] | And you be so proud of that too! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Ayah! Keep it away from me! |
| [Quibbel] | What be it for? |
| [Bottel] | Skin? Genuine pig... |
| [Battel] | It be the New Official Rebuker! |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Ohhhh! Can I try it out first please? |
| [Battel] | It be that with which we are now to smack gentles in the head... |
| [Quibbel] | ...from a safe distance? |
| [Battel] | Yes, when they make unkind remarks about a person's clothing. |
| [Quibbel] | How strong be it? |
| [Battel] | Not very... |
| [Lady Tanglwyt] | Oh, we will wear it out pretty quick will we not? |
| [Battel] | Verily, since it be commissioned by the City Fathers, they can replace it. |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Another commission for us! |
| [Babbel] | Another New Tradition! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Another Tasteless Tradition! |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | ...cost not too much to make, so the commission for us... |
| [Bottel] | Traditions need not be in good taste! |
| [Battel] | ...fit in well with what we do... |
| [Babbel] | ...and besides we avoid blame because it be the idea of the City Fathers! |
The Fooles Troupe Scribed by Robin the Ruthless in Battel
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