![[Bottel] Sticks and stones...](../img/castbar2.gif){kind=small}
| [Serious Announcer] | The Fooles be lazing around on the Steps. Just below them, a few Lords ... |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...known affectionately as "Stick Jocks"... |
| [Serious Announcer] | ...be amusing themselves with a stick and a ball, playing a strange new game. |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...which verily will never be popular... |
| [Bottel] | Catch him! Yeaaaa! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | So just how doth this game work? |
| [Babbel] | Well, the players be in two sides... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Like as in two faces? |
| [Babbel] | ...and the one side goes in, and the other side is out in the field... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | ...but it be not a field, it be the Plaza... |
| [Babbel] | ...and the side that be in put players up to bat.. |
| [Bottel] | ...assuming that they are up to scratch... |
| [Babbel] | ...and when three players be out, the whole side be out... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | ...hardly fair on the rest of them... |
| [Babbel] | ...and then the side that be in be out, and the side that be out be in ... |
| [Bottel] | ...all maketh perfect sense to me... |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | That be the nice Valgard with the stick now!!! |
| [Bottel] | And he missed again! Boo!!! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | But the others were running. So why be he walking? |
| [Bottel] | Because he has got four balls! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Ohhhhhhh!! WALK PROUD VALGARD!!!!! |
Robin the Ruthless in Battel.
...usually confesses to being the Scribe of the Fool's Escapades...
"Fool sometimes see more from bottom of well than wise man from mountain top - but not often."
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