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| [Serious Announcer] | It be quiet on the Steps. |
Thou must look very hard to see any evidence of the alleged fire that damaged the Cathedral, for the new brickwork is fading to match the old. The firelight from the torches set into the expensive imported Spanish iron torch holders doth flicker alluringly, casting a warm glow over the passing inhabitants of the Steps, bringing to an almost perfect close a day which has been much agog with the latest interesting titbits of Royal Gossip. It seemeth that two factions of the King's friends be trying to help the King make up his mind as to whether the Honourable and Trusted inhabitants of the Steps (including the King's friends) should be allowed to carry weapons on their persons before being allowed to come into the presence of the King... | |
| [Battel] | OY! You! |
| [Serious Announcer] | Yes? |
| [Battel] | Hast thou finished yet? |
| [Serious Announcer] | Ahh, Umm, No! |
| [Battel] | Well hurry up then! |
| [Serious Announcer] | Ahhm ...presence of the King... Ahh!... Oh, I do not remember what I way going to say now! |
| [Battel] | Our turn now? |
| [Serious Announcer] | Well, I suppose so!... |
| [Quibbel] | I hath A New Joke. |
| [Battel] | What! Thou hast new material? |
| [Bottel] | Surely not! |
| [Babbel] | What?! A Fool In Training like you? |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, but... |
| [Babbel] | Well, it better be F.I.T. for us to hear! |
| [Quibbel] | Yes, but it be an Irish Joke. |
| [Battel] | Well, think thou well before you tell that joke. I be 6 foot tall, 200 lbs, and I be Irish. |
| [Bottel] | I be 6 foot 2" tall, weigh 225, and Irish. |
| [Babbel] | I be 6 foot 5" tall, weigh 250, and Irish. |
| [Battel] | Now, dost thou still want to tell that joke? |
| [Quibbel] | Nay, I could not bear to explain it THREE times! |
Scribed by Robin the Ruthless in Battel G.A. W.O.A.W.
(Humour in Dark Times)
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