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| [Serious Announcer] | It now be St Valentine's Day on the Cathedral Steps, and so we join our Fools again.. |
| [Silly Announcer] | ...why, be they coming apart? He! He! |
| [Battel] | Thou hast done that one before! Greetings Lady Lucrativa, who be your new friend? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | This be Lady TanglWyt. |
| [Battel] | Pleased to meet you. I must go and look up the Duchess... |
| [Bottel] | ...skirt around the topic as usual... Greetings Lady Lucrativa, who be your new friend? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Ahhmm! This be Lady TanglWyt. |
| [Babbel] | ...greetings Lady Lucrativa, who be your new friend? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Hrrmm! This be Lady TanglWyt. |
| [Quibbel] | ...greetings Lady Lucrativa, who be your new friend? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Shut up Fool! |
| [Quibbel] | ...well, thou DOST have beautiful blonde hair Lady TanglWyt! |
| [Battel] | Come on you lot, we have to go see the Duchess now. The Ladies can stay here and meet us in an hour or so. |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | We'll meet you here then. Greetings, Lady De KupKake! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Greetings Lady Lucrativa who be your new friend? |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Ahh! This be Lady TanglWyt. |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Well met My lady! Like the hair! I hath trouble with mine! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Mine be natural! |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | Today be St Valentine's Day. Hast thou thy eye on a Lord? |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Better than that! |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Me too! |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | I know my babies will be boys, because he is always on top. |
| [Lady De KupKake] | I be having girls, because I always be on top. |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Waugh! Sob! |
| [Lady De KupKake] | Whatever be the matter Lady TanglWyt? |
| [Lady TanglWyt] | Waugh! I be having puppies!!! |
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"HURDY-GURDY: A truss for medieval percussionists who get Organistrum"
"ORGANISTRUM: A job-related hazard for careless medieval percussionists, caused by getting one's tapper caught in the clapper"
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