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Fooles Culture: Babbel's Tale of His Very First Time

First Published on: Friday, 19 May 1995
Edited and Republished on: Friday, 24 January 1997


[Serious Sam] (the Serious Announcer)	It be time for one of our little culture sessions, sponsored by the City Fathers, in honour of Count Gelder. Verily, it be a moo-ving story.)

[Babbel]]	The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone - just she and I. Her hair was soft and eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how, but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame All at once the white stuff came. At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow.....

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