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Fooles: A song of the SCA

Last Updated: 30 Jun 2002 1502

First Published on: Monday, 15 May 1995
Edited and Republished on: Tuesday, 21 January 1997


[Serious Announcer]	It be a quiet evening on the Steps. Someone singing approacheth through the oncoming twilight, stumbling slightly. He be singing that well known song "I am SCA" To the Tune: I am Woman

[Bottel]	I am SCA, hear me squeak For I am moribund and meek And I kowtow to the Poobah of the Week. I've got plastic on my shins And my helm has cardboard fins And my shield is made from lids of garbage tins!
	Oh, yes! I'm a ponce And I put on foppish airs And yes! I run away When I see the Routiers If I dream enough, I'll believe anything... I am Wrong! (Wrong) I am inaccurate (inaccurate) I am SCA... And if something's to my liking Whether fantasy or Viking I will throw it into my stylistic scheme. A nd I will use lots of nylon And the Lycra I will pile on Because it looks so shiny and so clean... Oh, yes! It's inaccurate. But that does not matter to me And I'll throw in what I want Because I don't know history. If I try hard enough I can **** up anything... I am shiny (shiny!) I am plasticised (plasticised!) I am SCA... And when it comes to manners In our halls of plastic banners We're all addressed My Lord or My Lady... It's not very historical Or even very logical It's dictated by our masters 'cross the sea... Oh Yes! I'm a toady And I follow slavishly American customs That have no history If I crawl hard enough they may even make me king! I am silly! (silly!) I am ridiculous (ridiculous!) I am SCA...

[Serious Announcer]	That little piece was © 1991 Dick Dog Music (Australia) Written by Spike of the Routiers

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Robin the Ruthless In Battel.
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