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| [Serious Announcer] | Once again, we be here at the Steps, not far from the recent alleged Calamity at the Cathedral, which I shall not mention, and it be an exciting time. |
| [Silly Announcer] | Yes, it definitely be a wonderful thing to be present at one of the early serious discussions of the new sub group of the Society for Childish Amusements. |
| [Serious Announcer] | No, No, No, that should be The Society _of_ Childish Amusements. Let us join our Fooles... |
| [Silly Announcer] | Why, be they coming apart? Ha, Ha, Ha, He, He, He... |
| [Battel] | This meeting will come to order... |
| [Babbel] | ...cold chicken and three ales please! |
| [Battel] | Quiet! Laugh not! This be Serious! |
| ........ | |
| [Bottel] | Shire! |
| [Babbel] | Canton! |
| [Bottel] | Shire! |
| [Babbel] | Canton! |
| [Battel] | ...your turn, Lady de Kup... |
| [Bottel] | Shire! |
| [Babbel] | Canton! |
| [Bottel] | Shire! |
| [Lady de Kup-Kake] | ...but do we have the numbers for... |
| [Babbel] | Canton! |
| [Bottel] | Shire! |
| [Lady Lucrativa] | ...be better if we... |
| [Babbel] | Canton! |
| [Bottel] | Shire! Shire! Shire! Shire! Shire! - Nyah! |
| [Babbel] | Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! - Phzzzt! |
| ........ | |
| [Battel] | Quiet please! |
| ........ | |
| [Bottel] | But if we be a Shire, then we may grovel to the Prince! |
| [Babbel] | But if we be a Canton then we may grovel to the Baron AND the Prince! |
| [Bottel] | !!!!!!!!! |
| [Battel] | My Lords... |
| [Bottel & Babbel] | Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! |
| ........ | |
| [Silly Announcer] | The above intermittent effect hath been caused by me putting my fingers in my ears and taking them out! |
| [Serious Announcer] | Which probably made just as much sense as listening to the whole meeting anyway. |
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