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Last Updated: 30 Jun 2002 1502

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

First Published on: Thursday, 27 April 1995
Edited and Republished on: Friday Jun 13 1997

The fame spreads..


 
[Zut de Vaucouleurs] Ah be Zut de Vaucouleurs Managing Editor, "The French Tickler"
 
[Zut de Vaucouleurs] Ah for one ees deelahted zat zee Fools 'ave made a re-apperance on zee Steps. For one t'eeng, no one t'eenks Ah set zat fire anymore. Ah love church, really! Ah spend a lot of tahme zere... een confession... een zee choirloft...
 
[Zut de Vaucouleurs] Maht Ah suggest zat weeth zee support of a worthy newspaper, zat zee Fools would get zere Canton approved zat much sooner?
 
[Bottel] Shire!
[Babbel] Canton!
[Bottel] Shire!
[Babbel] Canton!
[Bottel] Shire! Shire! Shire! Shire! Shire! - Nyah!
[Babbel] Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! Canton! - Phzzzt!
[Battel] Quiet please!
 
[Zut de Vaucouleurs] After all, zee _Teeklehr_ was eenstrumental een getting our own Baronial Fool made Seneschale ("After all, not just any Fool can be Seneschale!").
 
[Babbel] And not just any Seneschale can be a Fool!
 
[Zut de Vaucouleurs] An' all for a reasonable fee! Ask about our 'andee credeet plan!
 
[Battel] I will have to talk to our Patron about the money side of things..
 
[Zut de Vaucouleurs] By ze way, any rumours you may 'ear about me are probably wrong. An' zee "Teeklehr" ees NOT a tabloid.
 
[Battel] Laughter heals. (Yes I know I pinched it...)
[Bottel] Well, you fool, if you'd stop pinching it, it would heal faster!

With assistance from
Zut de Vaucouleurs
Managing Editor, "The French Tickler"
(mka Ramona Fodchuk)
e-mail: 43706 @ ucdasvm1.admin.ucalgary.ca

[Bottel] Sticks and stones...

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