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Fooles: Let's Get Organised.

Last Updated: 30 Jun 2002 1502

First Published on: 27 April 1995
Edited and Republished on: 1 September 1996


[Serious Announcer]	It be a bright and sunny morning upon the Steps. From here, you can hardly notice the alleged recently completed repairs to the Cathedral. Our pleasant Fooles have become bored.
[Silly Announcer]	I be bored too!
[Serious Announcer]	Quiet! The Fools be deeply involved in discussion of serious matters..

[Babbel]	...and I say it be a good idea!
[Bottel]	(looking in other direction from Cathedral) We should not upset the locals...
[Battel]	...apart from the unfortunate accident to the Cathderal...
[Babbel]	Look, it be YOUR fault. I was not ready when you threw that last torch...
[Battel]	If thou had not been staring at Lady Lucrativa's cleavage...
[Bottel]	...holding a torch for HER, were you?
[Battel]	...but then she would make a good Reeve...
[Bottel]	...and she hath her own considerable assets...
[Battel]	...not as considerable as Lady de Kup-Kake...
[Babbel]	Ahhh, so thou be holding a torch for her? Careful, thou may get burned there...
[Battel]	Verily then, I agree. But first we have to get the permission of the important people...
[Bottel]	...and get the local populace on side too. If they approve not...
[Babbel]	Yea, verily, M'Lords, now what name dost thou think we should give to our proposed insipid shire...
[Silly Announcer]	Ha, Ha, I like that one...
[Battel]	Look, keep out of this, thou be just a paid employee...
[Serious Announcer]	Paid! When was the last time...
[Babbel]	...look, once we get started, there shall be lots of money...
[Bottel]	...I think not...
[Battel]	That be right! Now about the name...
[Silly Announcer]	How about Drivel-Haven? Ha, ha, he, he...
[Bottel]	Hmm... we be fighting a losing battel with him I think...

[Serious Announcer]	Will the Fools get approval from the populace on the Steps to form their insipid...
[Silly Announcer]	(whisper) Done that one!
[Serious Announcer]	...canton? Hang around on the Steps to find out!

Robin the Ruthless in Battel
(now secret spy for Duchess what's her name...)
This is a non-political posting...