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Fooles: The Foole and his friend.

Last Updated: 5 Jul 2002 1502

First Published on: 2 September 1994
Edited and Republished on: Friday, 7 March 1997

Enter SL:	Robin the Ruthless in Bottel
Enter SR:	a stranger

[Bottel]	Ah my Lord, good to see thee! And what brings my Brother, Lord Robin the Ruthless in Babbel thus far from the shores of his native land?
[Babbel]	Well, my Lord, I be travelling for the sake of my health.
[Bottel]	Thy health?
[Babbel]	Yes, my lord, I wanted to prevent my neck from getting sore!
[Bottel]	Well, you watch my back while I distract Her Majesty with another of my Tales.
	One day, the Lion, the Mighty King of the Jungle awoke and found that his Mace of State, which, (as is the wont of Kings when they do have a whim) he did call his "tool", was missing. He did search high and low for his beloved tool, with no luck. He did come upon the Python and did ask "Hast thou seen my tool?". The Python did ask the Lion what it did look like. "It be this big and it hath four points on it," the Lion did reply. The Python did shake his head and did suggest that the Lion should ask the Panther. The Lion did find the Panther lying down in a bed of jungle leaves. "Excuse me, Noble Panther, but hast thou seen my tool?" The Panther did ask the Lion what it did look like. "It be this big and it hath four points on it," the Lion did reply. The Panther doth say he hath not seen it. The Lion was becoming more worried at this point when the Jaguar did come strolling by. "O Noble Jaguar!" called the Lion, "Hast thou seen my tool?" "I know not. What doth it look like?" the Jaguar asked. "It hath four points on it, and it be this big," did answer the Lion. "Oh, yes, I did eat it," the Jaguar replied nonchallantly. "WHAT? You ATE my TOOL?" "Of course. I be the well known 4-point tool eater Jaguar!"

Ah! but then what would we know, we're only Fools!
Robin the Ruthless in Bottel -
Once Personal Fool to Her Majesty, Queen Jacyntha of Antir,
(now between Patrons)
Robin the Ruthless in Babbel -
Born-Again Fool, travelling for the sake of his health.

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