BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

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Website: www.powerup.com.au/~mcintyre

Email: brisbanenorthsidehhh@hotmail.com   Password : hhh001

 

GRAND MASTER
boxy_thhh@hotmail.com

Boxy

0448841912

HASH HORN
will.hovell92@hotmail.com

Dirty Dick

 

RELIGIOUS ADVISER

Periwinkle

 

HASH TRASH
lynpcampbell@live.com

Smooth Ride

0422805565

HASH CASH

To &From

 

SONG MASTER

Pancho

 

HASH BOOZE

G Spot

 

HASH ELDER
Suppository of BNH3 wisdom

To & From

0409765162

TRAIL MASTER
goannahhh@yahoo.com.au

Goanna

0402982824

HASH NERD
mcintyre@powerup.com.au

To & From

0409765162

 


It is a truth universally acknowledged that the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway.

 

 

RUN NO

HARE

RUN AND BUCKET

1652

Somebody?

Raven St Reserve Chermside West

 

 

The Run

This was our first shared run with the gay men’s hash (now we know why they call it that) for quite some time.  To & From tried to stir up business by offering  booze $3, food $5 , booze, food and a blow job for $10 but obviously the men had that option covered and so weren’t about to fork out  money.  There were heaps of runners but not too many spenders.   The run weaved it’s way through ever increasing  dark and threatening bushland with a steep hill in the middle.  Pancho led the walkers and we were constantly crossing paths with the runners.  I’m sure we only started out with about fifteen walkers but seemed to picked up the spat out runners and thus ended up with about thirty walkers by the end.  Fortunately we had a regroup on top of the hill so any fat old bastards could regain their dignity and their breath.  Eventually we staggered on home welcomed by the pleasing sound of opening eskies and crackle of ice.

 

The Circle

 

Many news names were bandied about such as Mortein, Irish Joke, Luftwaffe, Multiple Choice, Donkey etc. and much carry on was carried on.  In fact they made Northside Hash Men seem comparatively gentlemanly!  The most notable thing about the circle was the return of the ice on which Cousin Its butt sat for considerable time.  Thank God we harriettes were down wind.  Radar also had his five minutes of fame (I think it was for subcontracting out  hash jobs – not sure) and Donkey who apparently finally scored  at the Balls Up – this must be a rare event if it is worth mentioning.   The ha ha ha ha evil laugh was a bit disconcerting in the circle even for hash.  Down downs followed and then on to the food, fabulously prepared and cooked by Goanna.  Well done, we appreciate it!

 

Reminder to future hares $90 the absolute limit for reimbursement, must have receipts please.

 

Weakly Awards 

No awards changed hands this week!   The list remains as was!

Hash Award

Hasher

Hash Crime

Hare

Ned

Setting Trail

Big Prick

Thunderbox

AWOL

Small Prick

Ten Fingers

Being Decrepit & Wearing a Hat in circle.  Perhaps the down down was a prize for making it to the end of the run.

Dummy

Abbo

Its raining again -

Grub shirt

Squid

Treating us all like Dummies

 

Down Downs & Charges

 

McShit

For not giving a shit about what Thirsty Thursday think!

 

Cumming Events

Hash Lunch Saturday 11 Sept – many committees meetings and wine & beer tastings should result in a venue being chosen TBA

10th Anniversary Chennai Hash-Kerala & Goa 29th Sept – 3rd Oct 2010 (mexvarma@sify.com)

Perth & Bali Hash 9-13th September 2010 cost $140 + airfare and accommodation

2 OCT Oktober Fest German Club at the Gabba

31st October Golf Day

Halfway Hash events 27Nov – Combined Christmas Party, Wed 1st Dec – memorial run for Pommie Bastard, Cocktail Party 5 Feb0

Receding Hare Line

 

DATE

HARE

RUN

UBD

6/9

To & From

Kids Space Murphy Road  Chermside

 

13/9

McShit

6th rdbt on left Queen Elizabeth Drive Eatons Hill

 

20/9

Simpleton

TBA

 

 

 

Hash Haberdash

 

Stickers now in, see Boxy.

 

Subs

We finance our great organisation as follows: Annual fee of $50, then $10 per night covers everything.

Visitors pay $10 per night, but after four visits are deemed to be regulars and are up for the annual fee (or an icing each week until they pay!)

 

 

 

 THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband
that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's
not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between them for a few seconds.'



Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

 

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped.
'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he
says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

 

-----two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a sinking ship whose passengers had jumped overboard.


"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship.  


"First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.


"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did.


"Now we eat  everybody." And they did.


When they were both gorged, the son
asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them? " 

 

His wise  father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"