BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

 

HASH TRASH

 GRAND MASTER

Andrew@dfm.com.au

Growler

33531689

HASH HORN

 

Thundabox

 

RELIGIOUS ADVISER

 

 

 

Fakarwee

 

HASH TRASH

gary_stone@westnet.com.au

Simpleton

0414136363

HASH CASH

 

 

FIB

 

SONG MASTER

couper@netspace.net.au

 

Pancho

0414570578

HASH BOOZE

 

GSpot

 

 

HASH ELDER

Suppository of BNH3 wisdom

To & From

0409765162

TRAIL MASTER

 

Shredder

 

 

HASH NERDs

mcintyre@powerup.com.au

 

To & From ; Picanni

0409765162

 

Website: www.powerup.com.au/~mcintyre

Email : brisbanenorthsidehhh@hotmail.com 

 

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the HASH TRASH never lies.

What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now,

or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway.

 

RUN NO

HARE

RUN AND BUCKET

1609

    Cheesecake

Kallanger

 

 

 

 

The Run

 

It was a Warm Evening as we arrived at Cheesy’s place. On about 6.15 we headed out to the road in front of cheesy’s place and surveyed the surroundings. Cheesecake gave instructions, Short run, no hills. On that way. That was the start of it. Simpleton, Dog, Abbo along with Fib, F’Imposter and the rest of the runners took off into the sunset with the walkers meandering behind and catching all the short cut. Around Kallanger we ran, on some long stretches and surprisingly not a great deal of hills. But it did feel like we were going down a slight incline for a long time. So, as the song goes, “the only way is up” to get back to cheesy’s place. We seemed to be catching up to the walkers all the time at re-groups. As the night was a bit warm, us runners were doing it tough while the walkers were doing it easy. Farkaweee didn’t know if he was running or walking, a bit of both I suspect, especially near the end, to get back to the bucket, He was a runner then!!

It didn’t help matters much when the Hare sent us up a hill following a re-group only to call us back because it was a false trail. I might add that this happened more than once, so who are the stupid ones ?? After visiting a few streets and parks and running tracks the trail pointed for home. This of course was the up hilly bit. The front runners (or those who thought they were) took off for home with the other sensible ones jogging in casually. The bucket was never so welcome. A good run, even for Rabbi who showed us his diving technique.   

The Circle

In getting the proceedings under way, the GM announced “form a circle” and supprisingly, everyone did. Fib had announced the run count, one more than last week, which usually means a) he wasn’t there last week, or b) he was to slack to add up the numbers. I suspect it was the former. Any way the GM asked Rabbi to do the run report, enjoyed the run, first time he has seen the area in daylight, 9 out of 100. The Big appendage was then called upon to be awarded, it went to that tough guy Boxy for the dog incident. The small appendage was awarded to Rabbi for the reasons discussed. It was well awarded. The Dummy was held over, Thunderbox hasn’t finished with it. The Grub Shirt went to Farkaweee. Mmm!!!!! The Charges were numerous and outlined below. There was some discussion regarding hash soft drinks and wine, this decision was differed until the ETS gets the votes in the Australian senate. The GM then gratefully closed the circle. A special mention to To & From for doing the Trash in my absence. Remember, he is the hash elder and prone to forgetting things. Except who’s turn it is to drive to hash!!!

Kai was a cheesy special, What actually seemed to be meat pies, with pea gravy and spuds, doesn’t get much better than that for a hash night. Cold beer (no Spotty) and hot pies.

 

Weakly Awards

Hash Award

Hasher

Hash Crime

Hare

Cheesy

Being the Hare

     Big Prick

Boxy

Picked on a big dog on the run ( the size of a ferret)

Small Prick 

Rabbi

Had a bit of a fall on the run and in doing so managed to do a double twist in the half pike position. Was awarded a 9.75 by the judges.

Dummy

Thunderbox

Held over

Grub shirt 

Farkaweee

Something about having his face in the croche of Smooth ride??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Down Downs

 

Visitors

Alas none again

Returning runners

Slack Al

 

 

Whore hound

Came late and had an excuse that she couldn’t run because she was injured

Galiano

Left a piece of her attire at hash last week

Fimposter

Won a game of mini golf against our reining golf champ Pounda

Abbo

When one Allan Brown drinks, all Allan Brown’s drink.

Pounda

When one golf champ drinks, all golf champs drink.

To & From

For not writing trash last week

Cheesy

Down Down Beer too cold

Boxy

Being the hash monkey

 

 

 

 

Cumming Events

Date Claimers

Christmas run with kids 5/12 Generic’s place

Red Dress Run, December – 14TH December at Jubilee Hotel in Valley. Kick off 6.30PM

Penang Hash Harriets 2000th (pre-amble to Interhash 2010) its the weekend before Interhash.
(blurb provided by our man in Penang – Gangreen)

Sarawak Rainforest Interhash 2010 Kuching, 2/4 July 2010

Get your 2010 holiday planning in place http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/

 

 

Receding Hare Line

 HARE

DATE

RUN

UBD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whorehound

23/11/09
1\77 Henderson Road, Burpengary

 

To & From

30/11/09
 Ironbark Gully, Samford Rd Ferny Grove

 

Boxy

7/12/09
6 Doublebar St. Arana Hills

 

Red Dress Run

14/12/09
Jubilee Hotel, Valley

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hash Merch.

 

Stubby Holders                     $ 5.00

            Hash sweat towels                    $10.00

HASH singlets                  $15

Car Stickers to promote hash    Free

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


We finance our great organisation as follows:

Annual fee of $50, then $10 per night covers everything.

Visitors pay $10 per night, but after four visits are deemed to be regulars and are up for the annual fee

 

 

Kai costs

 

The amount that the Hash will reimburse a hare for food is now capped at $90, hares should try and keep it around $80, or below if possible, to avoid any increase in subs.

 

 

 

 


 

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10 cent coins to play with to keep him occupied.

 

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him

on the back..

 

The boy coughs up 2 of the 10 cent pieces, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

 

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit

is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,

neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her seat

and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

 

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the

boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then

ever so firmly..

 

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last 

10 cent coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

 

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and

walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

 

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes

over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.

Are you a doctor?"

 

'No,' the woman replied. 'I'm with the Tax Department'