It is a truth universally acknowledged that
the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is
happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or
nearly, anyway.
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RUN NO
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HARE
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RUN AND
BUCKET
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1684
28Mar 11
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Ten
Fingers
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57 McNeill St Kallangur
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The Run
This was certainly the Alice
in Wonderland run – we wonder where the run was. Ten Fingers conveniently summoned up the rain
to cover up his lack of arrows, fortunately an occasional puff of flour was
seen which led us to summise that there may have been
some trail at some time. Even Ten
Fingers (who led the walkers) got lost and led us astray. There were no takers to climb over a two
metre high cyclone mesh fence around a building site at the end of a dead end,
fortunately Ryvita who also lives in Kallangur had a
bit more of an idea as to where we were and led us back to civilisation. Chunda and Cheesy
live hared the runners and reported a thousand out of a thousand for their
trail.
The Circle
A great turn up, fortunately Fingerprint is back in town and
so there was plenty of great nosh to keep us amused whilst the circle was
underway. Even G Spot excelled with
plenty of booze, he thinks one good week of booze will keep us from talking
about him whilst he is overseas. Fakarwee bought his old golfing mate Greg Norman along as a
virgin hasher. Greg didn’t seem too
shocked at the goings on but then he has been a neighbour of Fakarwee for some time and has probably learnt to ignore
random midnight nude runs, hashers drunken and covered in mud, the occasional
bare extremity in the spa etc. so he should be okay. Fakarwee also got a
belated down down for 200 runs, see Hash does care
eventually.
A couple of our hashers do have tickets on themselves (but
no-one is buying), Pizza tried to sing the Pauncho song,
he was so bad, he made Pancho look good. To & From was out there stretching, straining and probably
farting too, as he limbered up for his run to the end of the driveway. A few of the awards changed hands
tonight. Smooth Ride got the Big Prick
from Piccanini, well as close as it gets!, Hammo still has our dummy which
he promises to send back (used abused and forever changed).
Northside was appreciative of
replacement Tassie Nash
Hash Mugs from Give Her One and Cousin It to replace the carnage
of our old mugs after Fakarwee’s damage in the pool,
GM Boxy lamented that we will now have to wash the new mugs as the bacteria
won’t have any where to hide. Just in time for our AGPU Friday night. You could smell the excitement and
anticipation in the air for our AGPU, in fact Boxy and Shredder wore pretend condoms on
their heads to pre celebrate the occasion.
A further reminder that AGPU is $10, starts at
6pm with a short run/walk and $50 subs due in order to get polo shirt. Goanna was reminded that Dozer set a run with
7 drink stops, a record that has yet to be trounced.
We await all a quiver for the 2011 AGPU.
Apologies to Dog for not getting a mention at the Minippi Run!
Just a reminder to drag out any perpetual trophy you may
have been given and return for the AGPU.
Thanks.
There are a couple of events coming up. Fire and Ice 6th August. Check our Yola site
for details. I have enlarged the print
so that all Hashers will be able to read it.
Please note that Pizza is plugging Maryborough Pub Crawl Queen’s
Birthday weekend. See him for details.
GM announced temporary web site for information on all matters Northside Hash including Who’s got the Runs www.bnh3.yolasite.com. This website looks great, thanks Boxy for the
work done to get it up and running. All
information relating to runs will be found there.
Boxy is taking orders for new Hash shorts, $20
– shorts are now available – bring your money!
Reminder to future hares $90 the absolute limit for
reimbursement, must have receipts please.
Weakly Awards
All awards were held over.
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Hash Award
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Hasher
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Hash Crime
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Hare
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Ten Fingers
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For setting trail
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Big Prick
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Smooth Ride
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Does she really need a Big Prick
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Small Prick
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To &From
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Stretching like a real runner
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Dummy
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Hammo
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Refused to
surrender dummy without it being taken to Mackay
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Grub shirt
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Thunderbox
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No show
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Pauncho Award
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Pizza
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Still practising the song – not there yet
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Down Downs
& Charges
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Returnee
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Pounda and Ryvita
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Virgin Runner
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Greg Norman
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Abbo
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The Rain Man Award
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Please
refer to website www.bnh3.yolasite.com
for run information and up and coming events.
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DATE
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HARE
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RUN
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UBD
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1/4/11
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AGPU
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Periwinkle & Goanna
off Gearside St near bowls club Everton Park
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4/4/11
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Thunderbox
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16 Spillsby Place The Gap
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10/4/11
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Bike Hash
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Riverside Park, Dockside MacCarthur Drive Hamilton
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(Sunday)
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11/4/11
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Check yolasite
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Hash Haberdash
Stickers now in, see Boxy.
shorts $20 see Boxy
Subs
We finance our great organisation as follows: Annual
fee of $50, then $10 per night covers everything.
Visitors pay $10 per night, but
after four visits are deemed to be regulars and are up for the annual fee.
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.
It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA
battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came
out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she
composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the
problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
HASH
TRASH