BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

HASH TRASH

GRAND MASTER BrownAG@health.qld.gov.au	Abo	0401189738	HASH HORN	FIB
RELIGIOUS ADVISER leswillis@optusnet.com.au	Cheesecake	0432386147	HASH TRASH hogsheadau@yahoo.com.au	Periwinkle	0417721675
HASH CASH	Picanini	0423052118	SONG MASTER couper@netspace.net.au	Pancho	0414570578
HASH BOOZE chundarun@msn.com	Chunda	0403246 872	HASH ELDER Suppository of BNH3 wisdom	To & From	0409765162
TRAIL MASTER goannahhh@yahoo.com.au	Goanna	0402982 824	HASH NERD mcintyre@powerup.com.au	To & From	0409765162

Website: www.powerup.com.au/~mcintyre

Email : brisbanenorthsidehhh@hotmail.com

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the HASH TRASH never lies.

What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now,

or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway.

RUN NO	HARE	RUN AND BUCKET
1554	Smooth Ride	10 McMahon St., Brighton

Run 1554

“Smooth Rides Brighton Beachside frolic”

Ah, good old Brighton where you can wear a knotted hanky on you head, roll up ya trousers and paddle around on a beach covered with shingles. What’s that, a different one without sticks of rock & the ever present drizzle you say?

A much better turn-up at this run since the immediate threat of cyclones has receded for the time being. Sitting on the front veranda was the one time BNH3 Elder – Grub, here to offer his blessings to his adoring minions. Soft Puss and Pounda had returned from sailing and fishing or what ever the Army does in Far North Queensland these days and Sniffer & Needher and made the 500 meter journey safely and in good time. Smooth Ride started looking worried, after a few weeks of around 15 runners this week was over 20, there was a quick dash into the kitchen to do a “loaves and fishes stunt” that she’d dimly remembered hearing about from someplace while the pack tried to muster up some enthusiasm, which was even more difficult than usual considering that G-Spot hadn’t arrived with the beer.

The trail went off down McMahon to a check on Gordon Street the down to another on Wickham Street (with nary a pouf in sight) on to Cherry Street via a walkway and then to Nathan Street. The FRBs were restless tonight, speeding down the road and the pack became rather spread out. The rear party as always used their cunning to avoid the loop down toward the beach, but surprised themselves when they encountered the FRBs coming up Twelfth Avenue. From there it was a quick series of loops through the streets and a crossing of a deep drainage ditch led us eventually to Peace Park and a short jaunt back to the bucket. G-Spot timed his arrival to perfection (as far as I was concerned) getting there with the eskies at the same time I was swapping sweaty shirt for a dry one.

Circle

 I finally rid myself of the last of the BNH3 shorts as Picanini did the money collection thing and Smooth Ride messed about in the kitchen. Abbo got the circle into motion on the rather crowded front deck, getting Sniffer to do the run report. “I didn’t get lost once so 11/10”. Smooth Ride downed a glass of Hash Red to celebrate. The Pricks were all held over again but 2&From presented the Grub Shirt to Picanini for being an ardent supporter of the Aussie Rugby League team (“Effing losers” according to our resident Pom Canuck). Fuckharweee got a down down for 100 runs (although it seems like he’s been here for over a 1000) and Grub was hauled up for being our ex-Elder (and when one Hash Elder drinks….). Pounda, Soft Puss, Needher and Sniffer were given a drink for returning, the Soft Puss had another for missing her birthday drink about 2 months ago. Lots of announcements – the Red Dress Run, Brisbane Nash Hash Bid meeting (this Friday), the BNH3 Tambourine Brewery run, Panchos Sicilian lunch at Stanthorpe and the Furkcarwei Challenge (7 Feb 09) all got a mention before Abbo got bored and declared the circle over. Smooth Ride was worried but the kai stretched out to feed everyone. 

Weakly Awards

Hash Award	Hasher	Hash Crime
Big Prick	Boxy	Held over
Small Prick	?	Held over
Dummy	?	Held over
Grub shirt	Picanini	Supporting a crap RL team

Down Downs

Smooth Ride	Hare
Farkrwei	100 runs
Grub & 2&From	Hash Elders
Soft Puss	Happy birthday for weeks ago
Pounda, Soft Puss, Needher, Sniffer	Returnees.

Cumming Events

Date Claimers

BNH3 XMAS RUN 13th Dec, 3pm John Oxley Reserve, kids & BI Hash welcome.

SE QLD Red Dress Run 15th Dec Chalk Hotel 6:30pm

BNH3 BREWERY RUN – 17th Jan, camping o/nite, running to the MT Brewery, Mt Tamborine (details soon).

Farkarwe Challenge, his place Beachmere, 2pm? 7 Feb 09 - $20.

Pan Asia Hash – 6/8 Mar 2009 – Angeles City Hash, Philippines (book your hotel now if going before the Malaysians take everything!!)

See Periwinkle/Farkrweehe or visit http://www.panasia2009.com/

Aussie Nash Hash 2009 Cairns FNQ 1/3 May 2009

More info visit http://www.cairnshashhouseharriers.com/

Get along and vote for the Joint Brisbane Bid 2011

Penang Hash Harriets 2000th (pre-amble to Interhash 2010) its the weekend before Interhash.
-Friday Red dress round the historic town of Georgetown.
-Saturday 2000th run. (typical low energy walk in the jungle - Just ask Fuckarwit)
-Flowing Tiger Beer, Food, band, etc etc..
Sunday recovery run.
Will be 200RM for early birds. (blurb provided by our man in Penang – Gangreen)

Sarawak Rainforest Interhash 2010 Kuching, 2/4 July 2010

Get your 2010 holiday planning in place http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/

Receding Hare Line

HARE	DATE	RUN	UBD
G-Spot	1/12/08	103 Todds Rd., Lawnton	Map 98 H9
Ten Fingers	8/12/08	57 McNeill Rd, Kallangur?	Map 89 F12
Red Dress Run	15/12/08	Chalk Hotel, Woolloongabba	Map 23
TBA (Rabbi?)	22/12/08	TBA
Needher	29/12/08	Sandgate

Hash Merch.

Stubby Holders $ 5.00

Hash sweat towels $10.00

HASH singlets $15

Car Stickers to promote hash Free

Subs

We finance our great organisation as follows:

Annual fee of $50, then $10 per night covers everything.

Visitors pay $10 per night, but after four visits are deemed to be regulars and are up for the annual fee

Kai costs

The amount that the Hash will reimburse a hare for food is now capped at $90, hares should try and keep it around $80, or below if possible, to avoid any increase in subs. Should anyone setting a run and wishes to exceed the cap on food for a special occasion i.e. International Striptease Day , National Guinness & Oysters Day etc. please arrange it well in advance with the GM/Hash Cash

Trashy trash bits

A New (for us) Down Down Song

Thanks USA

Well… your stupid, your stupid.

Your really fucking dumb.

If it wasn’t for your mother,

You’d just be a drop of cum.

Drink it down, down, down..

I meant to recite this one in the circle yesterday, but I forgot.

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the Social Welfare wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a Vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Woodridge, Ipswich, Logan, Inala, Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford, Huddersfield and anywhere in Scotland and Wales.

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