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GRAND MASTER
boxy_thhh@hotmail.com

Boxy

0448841912

HASH HORN

Scrubber

0410864503

RELIGIOUS ADVISER

Periwinkle

 

HASH TRASH
lynpcampbell@live.com

Smooth Ride

0422805565

HASH CASH

To &From

0409765162

SONG MASTER

Pancho

 

HASH BOOZE

G Spot

0419370597

HASH ELDER
Suppository of BNH3 wisdom

To & From

0409765162

TRAIL MASTER
goannahhh@yahoo.com.au

Goanna

0402982824

HASH NERD
mcintyre@powerup.com.au

To & From

0409765162

 


It is a truth universally acknowledged that the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway.

 

 

RUN NO

HARE

RUN AND BUCKET

1684

28Mar 11

Ten Fingers

57 McNeill St Kallangur

 

The Run

 

This was certainly the Alice in Wonderland run – we wonder where the run was.  Ten Fingers conveniently summoned up the rain to cover up his lack of arrows, fortunately an occasional puff of flour was seen which led us to summise that there may have been some trail at some time.  Even Ten Fingers (who led the walkers) got lost and led us astray.  There were no takers to climb over a two metre high cyclone mesh fence around a building site at the end of a dead end, fortunately Ryvita who also lives in Kallangur had a bit more of an idea as to where we were and led us back to civilisation.  Chunda and Cheesy live hared the runners and reported a thousand out of a thousand for their trail.

 

The Circle

 

A great turn up, fortunately Fingerprint is back in town and so there was plenty of great nosh to keep us amused whilst the circle was underway.  Even G Spot excelled with plenty of booze, he thinks one good week of booze will keep us from talking about him whilst he is overseas.  Fakarwee bought his old golfing mate Greg Norman along as a virgin hasher.  Greg didn’t seem too shocked at the goings on but then he has been a neighbour of Fakarwee for some time and has probably learnt to ignore random midnight nude runs, hashers drunken and covered in mud, the occasional bare extremity in the spa etc. so he should be okay.  Fakarwee also got a belated down down for 200 runs, see Hash does care eventually.

A couple of our hashers do have tickets on themselves (but no-one is buying), Pizza tried to sing the Pauncho song, he was so bad, he made Pancho look good.  To & From was out there stretching, straining and probably farting too, as he limbered up for his run to the end of the driveway.  A few of the awards changed hands tonight.  Smooth Ride got the Big Prick from Piccanini, well as close as it gets!, Hammo still has our dummy which he promises to send back (used abused and forever changed).

Northside was appreciative of replacement Tassie Nash  Hash Mugs from Give Her One and Cousin It to replace the carnage of our old mugs after Fakarwee’s damage in the pool, GM Boxy lamented that we will now have to wash the new mugs as the bacteria won’t have any where to hide. Just in time for our AGPU Friday night.  You could smell the excitement and anticipation in the air for our AGPU, in fact Boxy  and Shredder wore pretend condoms on their heads to pre celebrate the occasion.  A further reminder that AGPU is $10, starts at 6pm with a short run/walk and $50 subs due in order to get polo shirt.  Goanna was reminded that Dozer set a run with 7 drink stops, a record that has yet to be trounced.

We await all a quiver for the 2011 AGPU.

 

Apologies to Dog for not getting a mention at the Minippi Run!

 

Just a reminder to drag out any perpetual trophy you may have been given and return for the AGPU.  Thanks.

 

There are a couple of events coming up.  Fire and Ice 6th August.  Check our Yola site for details.  I have enlarged the print so that all Hashers will be able to read it.  Please note that Pizza is plugging Maryborough Pub Crawl Queen’s Birthday weekend.  See him for details.

 

GM announced temporary web site for information on all matters Northside Hash including Who’s got the Runs www.bnh3.yolasite.com.  This website looks great, thanks Boxy for the work done to get it up and running.  All information relating to runs will be found there.

 



Boxy is taking orders for new Hash shorts, $20 – shorts are now available – bring your money!

 

Reminder to future hares $90 the absolute limit for reimbursement, must have receipts please.

 

Weakly Awards

 

All awards were held over.

 

Hash Award

Hasher

Hash Crime

Hare

Ten Fingers


For setting trail

Big Prick

Smooth Ride

Does she really need a Big Prick

Small Prick

To &From

Stretching like a real runner

Dummy

Hammo

Refused to surrender dummy without it being taken to Mackay

Grub shirt

Thunderbox

No show

Pauncho Award

Pizza

Still practising the song – not there yet

 

Down Downs & Charges

Returnee

Pounda and Ryvita

Virgin Runner

                                             

Greg Norman

Abbo

The Rain Man Award

 

Please refer to website www.bnh3.yolasite.com for run information and up and coming events.

DATE

HARE

RUN

UBD

1/4/11

AGPU

Periwinkle & Goanna  off Gearside St near bowls club Everton Park

 

4/4/11

Thunderbox

16 Spillsby Place The Gap

 

10/4/11

Bike Hash

Riverside Park, Dockside MacCarthur Drive Hamilton

(Sunday)

11/4/11

 

Check yolasite

 

 

Hash Haberdash

 

Stickers now in, see Boxy. 

shorts $20  see Boxy

 

Subs

We finance our great organisation as follows: Annual fee of $50, then $10 per night covers everything.

Visitors pay $10 per night, but after four visits are deemed to be regulars and are up for the annual fee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

 

 


 




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