This
is your Lucas clone.
Care of your clone.
It is critical that great care is take with your clone investment. To this end
CLONEX Inc. recommends that you exercise caution with
the treatment of your Lucas clone. All Lucas clones provided by CLONEX
Inc. are of the highest quality upon delivery. Although CLONEX
recognizes that the primary use for a Lucas clone is ELF abuse, the company
takes no responsibility for damage done to the clones after the sale transaction
has been completed.
Be kind to your clones.
M. Maximus - Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
Clone Details
| Originator Name | Lucas Wolenczak |
| Batch No. | CXI-UEOSQ113 |
| Emergance Date | 30/Jul/2023 |
| DNA Sequence | GATTADISCOUNTCLONETAGT |
| Clone Class | STANDARD |
| Quality Control | Approved. |
| Personality Traits | Great value for money. This clone is the all round answer to any ELF situation. He's tough enough to take a persistent ELF bashing and emotionally fragile enough to really show the hurt. His hobbies include collecting snowglobes and uniformed teddybears. He spends most of his days running and hiding from ELFs ... totally unaware of the tracking device he's been implanted with. Favorite ice-cream is double choc. |
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Enjoy your clone.