CLONEX INC.

Welcome to CLONEX Inc, where we strive to produce the best quality clones on the market. For the very reasonable fee of 75,000 UEO credits, you can own your very own seaquest crew member clone. At this moment, the company is only offering Lucas clones. Teams of our dedicated scientists, under the direction of the CCO (Chief Creative Officer), Dr Iman Elfnut, are presently collecting DNA samples from a host of other crew members. New batches of clones will soon be available and we will be offering them for sale as well.

Please fill out the following questionnaire in order for your clone to more closely suit your requirements.

Thank you,
Professor Manicus Maximus
Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
CLONEX Inc.

Clone order form

Please be aware that CLONEX Inc. takes no responsibility for clones developing outside of the batch parameters. Clones are living creatures and as such some element of unpredictability exists with each individual. This order form is to be used solely as a guideline and is not a guarantee given by the company. CLONEX Inc. reserves the right to refuse clone returns that are not returned in good working order.

Clone's attitude

Please choose the level of life satisfaction you wish your clone to have.
0 = Suicidal / Depressed
5 = Wow!... I'm king of the world!!!
Luck in Life
Please choose the type of luck your clone has.
0 = I'm NOT paranoid - They ARE after me!
5 = Damn I just won lotto ... again!
Clone's resilience
Decide how strong a personalality you wish your clone to be.
0 = A leaf fell from that tree .. it died! I think I'm going to cry
5 = I just saw all my friends nuked ... who wants pizza?
Danger Factor
All clones are prone to danger ... decide which type you would like for your clone.
0 = The worst things always happen to me alone
5 = Everyone around me seems to get thrashed too
Sense of Humor
What type of humor would you like for your clone.
0 = Being a clone is no laughing matter!
5 = There once was a man from Nantucket ....

If you experience difficulties ordering a customised clone then we can offer you this "standard" clone at a discount saving of 70,000 UEO credits.
Standard Lucas Clone

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