CLONEX INC.

About CLONEX Inc

CLONEX has the largest market share in the cloning industry... for good reason. The quality of CLONEX products (clones) is second to none. CLONEX Incorporated started operations 4 years ago in Professor Maximus' basement apartment. CLONEX created several viable Teletubby clones before the Teletubby scandal of 2021 depressed the market. Fortunately for CLONEX, the company had already begun to diversify and survived the slump in demand. CLONEX was investigated by the Clone Protection Agency (CPA) over the sudden disappearance of the surplus Teletubby stock. Professor Maximus insisted the clones were set free and when the CPA was unable to provide any evidence to show otherwise, all charges were dropped.

Professor Manicus Maximus

Chief Executive Officer (CEO) and Managing Director of CLONEX Incorporated, Professor Maximus was educated while in St John's Hopkins Hospital, where he was a psychiatric inpatient forcibly confined. He was conferred his professorial degree several days after his release back into main stream society. Much of Professor Maximus' early work into genetic enhancement and fictional character cloning remains shrouded in mystery. Many believe it should stay that way.

Dr Iman Elfnut

The second in command at CLONEX Inc is Dr Elfnut, who holds the position of Chief Creative Officer (CCO) and is the Head of Clone Quality Control Division. Dr. Elfnut was born a clone himself, and has a great deal of experience with the difficulties involved in clone survival. He was the first clone to graduate as a geneticist and is the only clone currently sitting on the board of directors of a major international company.

Looking for Geneticist

Are you a budding or aspiring genetic engineer? CLONEX Inc has the job for you! The company is desperately seeking genetic engineers with a flare for creative clone personality development... If you know what makes a good clone personality please e-mail Professor Maixmus.


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