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Saturday 25th November, 2006

Another car

I've bought another car! It's old, but I got it very, very cheap because the transmission was slipping on long trips. I never drive far enough for that to be a problem. So far it is running well.

It's 2 years since Joel resurrected my old car when the head gasket went. It has been running well – except for the times the battery went flat because the doors didn't close properly, which caused the interior light to stay on. Then the passenger seat belt buckle jammed and I had to put my passengers in the back seat. Another slight problem was, I couldn't drive west after 4 pm, because the sun visors had broken off and couldn't be replaced. (I kept a large brimmed hat & sunglasses in the car in case I was caught out at the wrong time.) And the windscreen wipers were a bit erratic – but then it never rains here anymore, anyway.

Poor old car. Its spirit was willing, but its body was wearing out. Today I cleaned out all the junk that accumulated in it. It was unbelievable! 2 hats, 4 pairs sunglasses, 2 pairs socks with the toes cut out (I wore them on my hands sometimes to avoid sun cancer.) a referdex, a pack of disposable drinking cups, a short-sleeved jacket, World Vision & Toastmasters posters & brochures, 2 Readers Digests, 1 book of crosswords, 2 pairs scissors, chewing gum, paper clips, 4 empty plastic bags, umbrella, postcard, yellow nylon rope, bum bag, 2 garage sale signs, an ocky strap, small plastic doll, 2 small picture frames, numerous strips of white plastic used for labelling plants, blue T shirt, a clip-on bow tie .....


The Department of Transport has given a free backpack and pedometer to everyone who filled out a survey form. It's supposed to encourage us to get out and walk. I think I'm getting enough walking exercise carrying water to my poor gasping plants. We're not allowed to use the hose anymore. I've been saving water from the washing machine, but it's a backbreaking chore carrying it. I might have to let the plants die.

Bus Trip

I went with our Minglers group on a bus trip to a strawberry farm at Palmwoods. These were real strawberries – not like those sour white-centred things you buy in the supermarkets. These are allowed to ripen properly on the plant and stored at the right temperature. Makes all the difference. We were all given a strawberry ice-cream & a punnet of strawberries to take home. Yum!!

On the way we stopped for morning tea at Glasshouse. A beautiful area, named by Captain Cook, because the sun shining on the mountains (which are extinct volcanoes) reminded him of the glass houses in England. The bus driver took us up the range where we had a close up view of Mt Tibrogargin. We got out and walked along to the lookout for a better view.

Meg had taken her pedometer with her on the trip. As we got off the bus, I saw her pedometer fall off her belt onto the floor of the bus. I picked it up and put it on my belt.

“She'll panic when she finds it's missing,” I whispered to another friend. “I'll wait till the bus pulls out again before I tell her.” She's always losing things or leaving them behind.

Meg didn't notice it was missing. When we got back on the bus, I was just about to sit in my seat when I realised – I had left my bag in the shelter shed. I hurriedly pushed my way back off the bus, hoping the bag was still there. I was so relieved to find the last person getting on the bus had brought my bag with her.

“You should have waited till the bus had pulled out before you told me you had it,” I said. It would have served me right!

Back on the bus, Meg was looking worried. “You know what I've lost?” she said. “My pedometer!”

“Did you have it when you got off the bus?” I asked innocently.

“I don't know. It could be anywhere!”

“Like, here!” I said, and handed it to her. She was so pleased to get it back she forgave me for not telling her sooner.


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