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MAMALADE

Archives

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2004

January 04
"It was a dark and stormy night"
February 04
"Miles has broken his arm"
March 04
"Miles is six"
April 04
"Yikes, what is that in my bed?"
May 04
"Just come a few feet sideways!"
June 04
"I'll be able to walk through walls"
July 04
"Goodbye Honnie" "
August 04
"This is Sue" "
September 04
"Did you believe the story...?"
October 04
Val's visit
November 04
"It never rains but it pours"
December 04
"Merry Christmas Everyone!"

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2003

A Trip to San Francisco
I'll get around to finishing it one day!
January 03
"I'm back!"
February 03
"Wow, a heart surgeon in our club!"
March 03
"Wash your hands!"
April 03
"So what's my excuse?"
May 03
"Mothers Day Stall"
A week in Sydney
A lovely city
June 03
"I don't know how I coped bringing up two kids!"
July 03
"Hidden memories"
August 03
"With my luck, we'll probably buy it back again"
September 03
"Locked out!"
October 03
"October highlights"
November 03
"My Morgan"

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2002 Entries

January 02
It's a girl!
February 02
"I'll miss you!"
March 02
"How do you tell if a watermelon is ripe?"
April 02
"What did you do in the war, Daddy?"
May 02
"You can go to another shop!"
June 02
"You sniff it up your nose…"
July 02
Dad in hospital
August 02
" Why should I be out of mind, because I am out of sight? "
September 02
" Hunt the needle"
A Trip to Gympie
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
October 02
"A narrow escape"

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2001 Entries

January 01
The body in the bath
February 01
"Wow, a secret admirer!"
March 01
"Do ghost trains stop at manifestations?"
April 01
"Arrgh! Everyone knows now..."
May 01
"Was that a slight tingle I felt? "
June 01
"Where's Olive? "
July 01
"I've lost my funny bone! "
August 01
"Where's the fire? "
September 01
"Oh my God!"
October 01
It's no secret
November 01
I tried!
December 01
"I hope the house doesn't fall down..."

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2000 Entries

Jan - Feb 00
"February has been cancelled due to lack of interest."
March 00
Before you meet a handsome prince....
April 00
"I'm not buying toilet paper for everyone"
May 00
"Enjoy your garbage"
June 00
The Olympic torch passes through Brisbane.
July00
"It was a miracle that our stall was unscathed."
August 00
"the dogs in the barking room waited...."
September 00
"See, I told you they were nude!"
October 00
"Come and see the butterflies"
Another Trip to Melbourne
I didn't expect to visit Melbourne this year...
November 00
"Do you need another cat?"
December 00
"My head probably smells of peanut oil.."

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1999 Entries

A Visit to Melbourne
My first trip to Melbourne

May-June
"That was a nice poem the minister read," she said,"Down by the Creek"
She meant Psalm 23.

July
"I recieved such a strange look from the man next door."
August
"..her string bag had entangled itself around the button on the man's fly."
September
"...baring his teeth and rubbing his silly grin up and down my leg..."
October
"Oh, do you use your toes to pick up things , too?"
November
"You should have seen me, trying to pull on my dress with the hanger still in it!"
December
"Don't open it now," I said, "All the bubbles will fly out!"

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