10/8/05 - " Shirl's on the Drug That Killed River Phoenix!"

Greetings Shirleyphiles and welcome again to another half hour of low fi lovliness! And why is Shirl sooooooooooooooo excited and ransacking the medicine cabinet in a positively Susan Hayward-ish manner ??? Well between you, me and the neighbour's cat, it's my gorgeous manservant's birthday! Do you remember "Valley of the Dolls"? Let me just say, that the floor of the bathroom here at Chez Shirley currently looks like a Pool Hall love in! Balls akimbo!

That's right, mr. *twiddle fingers* Kenneth has hit those magical double digits. And I'm gonna blab! He's 44! Good grief! Now if you add those two digits up you get 8! But you knew that didn't you? And mr. Kenneth does act like an 8 year old sometimes believe me. So apart from giving him the day off and putting this little homage together, culled from some of his favourite listening over the past weeks, I've also purchased a brand new BBQ Barbie Kitchenette for him to play with. I'm fed up with him getting all bossy during playtime and pushing me out of the way to to go play with his Tonka trucks. Which I might add, I have never seen him even touch! And I thought I needed a therapist!

Look at him there ... circa 1976, all dolled up in fancy dress ... or so he tells me ... for a high school dance. Who would ever guess that he would grow up to be the dysfunctional soul and frequent self abuser that he is today!

So my low fi luvverlies, it's time to join moi in throwing back a handful of M&M's, charge your glasses and shriek a hearty toast to the man who puts the Shirl into radioShirley! Hmmm ... that doesn't sound right ... but I know a few of you know exactly what I mean.

Until next time, take absolute care and play fair...
*smoooches* la Shirl