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Let's Get Personal

Speech No. 2 in the Toastmasters "Storytelling" Manual

Date presented: 27 May, 1997
The objectives of this speech were:
  • To learn the elements of a good story.
  • To create and tell an original story based on a personal experience.
Time 6 to 8 minutes.


Nice to See the Parents Participating

It all started when Ben joined the school band.

"Look what I've got!" He shouted as he burst in after school and blew a triumphant blast on a shiny trumpet. Our highly-strung cat fell flat on her face, as her legs suddenly went in all four directions. I would have fallen on my face too, if I had known then that my precious weekends would now be devoted to taking him to perform in concerts and fetes.

So that's how I came to be sitting here in a retirement home on a sleepy Sunday afternoon, listening to the band play. The old lady sitting beside me doesn't seem to know I'm here. I don't think she even knows that she is here. Her face is like a closed door, indicating that no one is home.

It's not fair! He should have told me earlier. I wouldn't have come of course - but he knew that, didn't he? It was mean of him to tell me after we arrived.

"By the way," he had said, rummaging in his music case, "I told them you would play a piano duet with me. They like to see the parents participating."

"You what!!" I stopped suddenly in the doorway, so that a young violinist had to swerve sharply to avoid a collision. "I couldn't possibly! We haven't practiced! It's been ages! Anyway……" I clutched desperately at this last excuse… "I haven't brought any music."

"I have." Ben thrust these tattered pages into my trembling hands and rushed away to take his place in the band." You'll be alright." He called over his shoulder. "You used to say you could play it with your eyes closed."

Some of the old people are tapping their feet to the rhythm of the music. The man in front of me dozes during each item, only rousing to join the applause before falling asleep again. The old lady beside me is still gazing into a place where no one can reach her. I close my eyes as I hold the yellowing music sheet. It's true. Every note is still sharply etched in my mind. My fingers involuntarily position themselves as if already poised over the keys. It might not be so bad. Anyway, It's too late to back out now - isn't it?

Oh…..I didn't know Mrs. Hathaway was going to play. She's a professional pianist. Just look at her fingers flying over the keys. How will our simple little duet sound after this? I wish I had a drink of water.

Andy Johnson's father plays the trumpet very well. It's nice to see the parents participating. I'll just slip out to the loo before it's our turn.

Here it is. I pull that big door handle toward me. The door yields slightly but won't open. I pull harder. This is ridiculous! How do they expect frail old people to open it if I can't……Oh! It suddenly swings open, inwards! There stands Mrs. Hathaway, looking rather surprised.

"Hello," she says. "Were you pulling from the other side? No wonder I couldn't get out!"

I could just die of embarrassment!

The old lady is still staring into space as I slip back into my seat. It's our turn next. I should have sat near the front. I don't know if my legs will carry me up onto the stage. They've just announced our item and Ben is making his way from his place in the band. I feel dizzy. I hope I can walk that far.

Well, here we are seated at the piano. My legs shake so much I can feel my heels vibrating on the floor. I wipe my perspiring hands on my skirt. I've sat too far back and the neckline of my dress is pulling tight across my throat. It's choking me. Should I stand and rearrange it? No. Ben is already whispering "1..2..3..4.." Here we go!

He was right. My fingers remember the familiar movements. It's not such a big audience….just the old folk and the school band and their parents…..Mr. Johnson, who plays the trumpet so well… . Mrs. Hathaway, the brilliant pianist, who will notice any wrong notes….Oops! That was one. Now that's upset the fingering sequence. I must pay closer attention to the music.

If only I could find my place on the page! All the notes have run together. My head swims dizzily. Wouldn't it be dreadful if I fainted in the middle of a performance! I can't see a thing. Everything is totally black. I never realised before that the term "blind panic" means precisely what it says!

Ben is playing his part perfectly. I have to keep going…can't let him down. Oh, no. He's played the chord leading on to the repeat. I was hoping to finish there. I'll never, never, never perform in public again. Just let me get to the end of this piece before I die.

I feel so queer, I'm sure I won't have the strength to walk back to my seat. When we finish, I'll just get down on my hands and knees and crawl around behind the piano and lie there until the concert is over. No one will notice. Just a few more bars…….

There that's the last chord. I did it! I finished with both hands on the right notes!

We rise and bow and the audience claps politely. Walking back to my seat in a daze, I pass Mrs. Hathaway. She pats my arm and murmurs, "So nice to see the parents participating."

The old lady turns and looks at me eagerly. She has come back from her secret place. Her face is alive, glowing.

"I know that duet," she tells me as the concert ends. "I used to play it with my husband, when we were courting. We were playing it the day he asked me to marry him."

"Come along ,dear." A nurse takes the old lady by the arm. "It's time for your tea."

She turns to me and whispers, "However did you get Mrs. Woods to talk to you? She hasn't spoken to anyone for months. Will you play for us again at our next concert?"

Could I really go through that again?

I look at the old lady, her face eager, alive and I smile.

"Maybe."



This one was easy to present as I relived an actual real life experience. (The old lady was imaginary, but the rest is true.) They all enjoyed it.

MAMALADE


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