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MAMALADE

Demonstration Talk

Speech No. 3 in the Toastmasters "Speaking to Inform" Manual

Date presented: 23rd May, 2000
The objectives of this speech were:
  • To prepare a demonstration speech to clearly explain a process, product or activity.
  • conduct the demonstration as part of a speech delivered without notes.
Time 10 to 12 minutes.

How to Make a Chicken Squawk

(Before the speech, I placed a small Easter Chicken in each person's place at the table.) chicken

I'd like you to pick up the little chicken in front of you and cradle it gently in your hand. Can you remember doing that as a child? Have you seen the look of wonder and joy on a child's face as he holds a chicken for the first time?

Have you seen his parent's hover anxiously, saying, "Be very gentle now - don't hurt it!"

And yet, chickens are often viewed by adults as a commodity and allowed to be kept in the cruelest conditions in battery farms. All for the sake of the mighty dollar.

I'm going to show you how to make a simple toy to entertain your children or grandchildren. While they are playing with it, you can explain to them that the suffering of these creatures must not be allowed to continue into their generation.

You will need a disposable plastic cup, some small pieces of felt, a piece of fine string or knitting cotton -say about 60 centimetres long, a small piece of spongecloth like Wettex, a darning needle, black marking pen, scissors and glue - Oh, and a small amount of magic formula. (show small plastic container)

We are going to turn this cup into a chicken. This is going to be a happy chicken, because it is not kept in a tiny cramped cage like the battery hens. Have you ever heard the pandemonium in a battery hen house? The squawking is deafening as thousands of hens shriek in fear and frustration.

But lets cut out the felt shapes first. They're rather small for you to see easily, so I've cut some larger shapes from paper just to show you what they look like. You will need two identical pieces shaped like wings. From another piece, cut a longish little diamond shape for the beak and a square piece for the comb on the chicken's head. While you at it, cut a small rectangular piece from the spongecloth.

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Now we are ready. Take the wing shapes and cut a few slits along the outer edge to give the impression of feathers. Glue them about halfway down on either side of the cup. A happy chicken has room to spread her wings. I once had a pet bantam hen. She used to flap her way up our stairs, hop up onto my dressing table and look into the mirror as she preened her feathers.

A battery-farmed chicken is not able to spread her wings; she is not able to exercise. The law allows her approximately 450square centimetres of space, roughly two thirds of the area of a sheet of A4 paper. And only just enough height for her to stand. This causes a lot of stress. The chickens become aggressive and peck at one another.

My bantam hen used run freely around the yard, pecking at little bugs in the grass.

Now take the little diamond shaped piece, fold it over in half, and crease it as sharply as you can, so that it stays folded and looks like a chicken's beak. She'll need her beak to eat and drink properly and to preen her feathers.

Glue the bottom half of the beak between and slightly above the wings. At the front, that is - if you glue it on the back, it will look like something else. Battery hens are debeaked with a hot machine blade. Did you know that between the horn and bone of the beak is a thick layer of highly sensitive tissue, something like the 'quick' of the human nail. The hot knife cuts through this sensitive tissue, and causes severe pain, which might last for the rest of her short life.

A happy healthy chicken has a bright red comb. Take the square piece of felt, fold it over in half and cut slits along the edge, but not all the way through. Open it up and tie one end of the string tightly around the centre.

To be happy and healthy, every living creature is entitled to the five freedoms:

Freedom from thirst, hunger and malnutrition
Freedom from discomfort
Freedom from pain, injury and disease
Freedom to express normal behaviour
Freedom from fear and distress

All of these are denied to a battery chicken.

Thread the other end of the string through the darning needle and push the needle through the outside top of the plastic cup. If the cup is too hard to push through, you can soften it by pouring hot water into it and letting it stand for a few minutes. I've already made a small hole in this one. Glue the comb to the top of the cup and let the string hang down through the middle. The life of a chicken hangs on a fine thread. Take the needle off the end of the string.

Remember the little piece of spongecloth? Fold it over lengthwise and tie it on the end of the string.

A battery hen only lives for about 12 months - that's about a third of her natural life span. But for her that is 12 months too long. After that she becomes a spent hen. She is slaughtered and will probably end up in catfood or as flavouring in your soup.

Our chicken is almost finished, but it needs eyes. Use the black marking pen to draw eyes on the front, just above the wings. This chicken is looking hopeful, because more people are becoming aware of the plight of battery hens and are willing to pay a little more to ensure the eggs they buy are from free-range chickens.

Remember, every time you buy eggs, you are casting your vote. If you just keep buying the cheapest eggs, you are voting that the daily suffering of 11 million hens will continue.

But every time you buy free-range eggs, you are sending the message that this cruel practice has to be stopped.

And that's enough to make a chicken squawk. But this time she is squawking for joy. But wait - she just needs a drop of the magic formula. This is the most precious substance on earth, but fortunately it is still readily available in our part of the world. You can get some from your own kitchen tap.

squawking chicken Just dip the piece of spongecloth on the end of the string into the secret formula. Squeeze it out. Now, hold up the chicken in one hand, and use the other hand to wrap the spongecloth around the string close to the cup. Grasp the string firmly with it, and slide the cloth down the string in little jerky movements.

(The chicken will make a "clucking" noise).

We all know what it means when a happy chicken makes that sound!

(Hold up egg - it's an empty shell, but they don't know that)

Do you like eggs?

Here ............. catch!

(Throw egg into audience.)





COMMENTS

This speech went over really well, and several people said they would buy free range eggs from now on.
(See my May Newsletter for more about the speech and the meeting)

MAMALADE


More information on Battery Hens at:

http://worldanimal.net/welfareprob.html
http://pages.bolt.com/me/webster180285/batteryhens.html
http://enterprise.powerup.com.au/~alibqld/chickens.htm


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